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| ==Welcome Friends and Enemies==
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| Hello, for all you know you, I really am named Capt Drett. Obviously I'm not, but that really isn't too important. So, enjoy your time on my wiki page and don't ask too many questions.
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| ===Capt Drett===
| | I'm a prick and can say fuck. |
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| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1624120 Capt Drett]
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| | I think being on this wiki makes me important. |
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| Capt Drett was never a firefighter before the breakout. He worked at a cheap hotel, that he no longers cares to remember. However, the outbreak offered him the chance to assume a new life. After a few years hidding out doing nothing, he decided it was time to do something. So, he headed to the local fire department, grabbed an axe and started killing zombies. As time passed, he grew delusional with the survivor efforts. Now, wearing a pretty skirt, he is but a shell of man, who thinks he is a woman. A crazy, psychopathic shell...
| | My parents keep saying "move out of the basement or do something." |
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| | I can say fuck. |
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| Quote: No seriously, that is a pistol?
| | I model my online life after fascists. |
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| ===Sir Henry Kissinger===
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| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1623735 Sir Henry Kissinger]
| | I can say fuck. |
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| | I am willing to insult any- and everyone just because it's "anonymous." |
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| A former farmer, Henry in a mid-life crisis adopted the title of Sir, to give him interesting stories at the bar. In the first few days of the outbreak, Henry was walking down the street, going for his morning coffee. Next thing he knows, it's a few years later and he is munching on his former friends. In all that time, his body and mind has rotted. Now, he is little more than a brains hungry void walking the streets of the Malton. His one remaining emotion is pity for the weaker zombies, who may need help in getting a good meal. Henry stays in the SE corner of Malton, eating brains and dragging survivors to the street.
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| | I have no friends other than people in <insert far off country here>. |
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| ===i eatz u===
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| [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1667025 i eatz u]
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| | | As you can see I have all the skills necessary to be a sysop. Maybe I haven't done enough edits or joined some bullshit A/V/BDSM conversation. BUT...I am a prick and really isn't that what is important? |
| In life she was a needle junkie, in death her addiction has changed to brains. She exists only to eat. (This is my lolzed.)
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| ===Other===
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| I am currently <s>working</s> strongly considering abandoning the idea of draft zombie guide. [[user:captdrett/newzed]] | |
Someone nominate me for a sysop...
Why?
I'm a prick and can say fuck.
I'm not original.
I think being on this wiki makes me important.
My parents keep saying "move out of the basement or do something."
I can say fuck.
I model my online life after fascists.
I can say fuck.
I am willing to insult any- and everyone just because it's "anonymous."
I can say fuck.
I have no friends other than people in <insert far off country here>.
I can say fuck.
As you can see I have all the skills necessary to be a sysop. Maybe I haven't done enough edits or joined some bullshit A/V/BDSM conversation. BUT...I am a prick and really isn't that what is important?
