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group_goals=Currently focused on the destruction of Mockridge Heights|
group_goals=Currently focused on the destruction of Greentown|
group_recruit=If your heart no longer beats, you are welcome|
group_recruit=If your heart no longer beats, you are welcome|
group_contact=us on [http://www.dndarchive.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2625 our forums.]}}
group_contact=us on [http://www.dndarchive.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2625 our forums.]}}

Latest revision as of 20:26, 30 December 2009


Zombie Strippers on Tour
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Abbreviation: ZSoT
Group Numbers: undisclosed
Leadership: Rotates
Goals: Currently focused on the destruction of Greentown
Recruitment Policy: If your heart no longer beats, you are welcome
Contact: us on our forums.
The Zombie Strippers on Tour are a zombie group currently dedicated to the destruction of Mockridge Heights not only through death and destruction, but through the further erosion of moral values as well. The Zombie Strippers travel throughout Malton scantily clad with not only their entrails, but their more private portions exposed as well; At least what is left of them. Survivors who are sexually deprived are certain to find a smashing good time when they encounter the strippers.

HISTORY OF THE ZOMBIE STRIPPERS ON TOUR

December 26th 2009 - The Zombie Strippers wish to extend their warmest thanks to their generous hosts in Tapton who so generously provided us with bullets, syringes, and of course, tasty brahnz. Having consumed their fill, the Strippers must continue onto greener pastures, particularly a green zone, like Greentown. Remember, Greentown, admission is free, but we do have a two drink minimum.
November 17th 2009 - After thoroughly ravaging the suburb of Mockridge Heights the Zombie Strippers have called an end to our performance and have once again hit the road. With our first mission accomplished we have now begun to move into Tapton. The remaining survivors of Mockridge Heights may once again return to their previous lifestyle. We hope the citizens of Tapton are as excited to sell out their arenas as those from Mockridge Heights were.
November 1st 2009 - The Zombie Strippers on Tour have arisen from the dead to provide all forms of immoral entertainment to the city of Malton. They are currently appearing in the suburb of Mockridge Heights. All survivors in need of a good time are encouraged to seek them out. People are dying to see our show.

JOINING THE ZOMBIE STRIPPERS ON TOUR

All undead who wish to cause general death and destruction are encouraged to apply. Please keep in mind that we do not condone or allow griefing of any kind. Zombies kill, they destroy barricades and generators, they cause general havoc. That is not only condoned but encouraged. However any member found to use griefing tactics such as survivor forms to gk, pk, or parachute will be asked to leave the horde.