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'''Hard Knock Life''' is the largest [[life cultist]] group in Urban Dead, dedicated to repairing ransacked or otherwise [[ruined]] buildings. We operate in strike teams and move wherever the trouble is.
'''Glitch''' is a group of friends, who like to be creative in their way of playing urban Dead. We don't conform to any "side" or "fight". We're not PKers, Death Cultists, Dual Nature or Survivors. ''We just do as we please.'' We'll do what we want, and if its really funny, we'll repeat the performance. If you do something idiotic, we will probably visit you with a creative death.


==Why life cultists?==
==Our Methods==
Listen carefully now. Its not that hard to understand. WE ARE NOT ZERGERS. We are real people with our own separate characters.


Good question.
==So what are your Aims?==
Well I can't really answer that. At the start of all of this it was just a group of friends with no particular intentions. Each activity is voted on, and we roll with it. No matter what. We have fun, and that is all that matters in the end. This is a game, and games are for fun.


A life cultist, by definition, is '''a zombie that attacks other zombies to aid the survivor cause'''.
Then by accident, after Ackland happened. We had a change of mind. Lets make this official. Lets make a group. Lets let more people to join in the fun that we had. With that, Glitch was born.


Many people frown on zombie killing (referring to the act of a zombie killing another zombie, [[ZKing]]) due to the victim zombie only being penalized 1 action point to stand up. It is without question that zombies are the most efficient killing machines, and HKL plans on using this to their advantage. ZKing can provide an effecient method of clearing buildings of zombies, and, once a building is cleared, the life cultists clear out and the living members repair and barricade the building.  
==Recruitment Policy==
As a general rule you must be level 10 and over. Please note this isn't set in stone. You can't have all crap skills and demand to join. Next, you could join if your under ten. You need all gun related skills, plus free running. So level 6 could be a possibility. Depends on how we're feeling.


Having the majority of members rotting means that we can move into zombie-infested suburbs and only have to worry about keeping a minority of members alive.
For those who meet these requirements, STOP!
              He who would join the group of Death
              Must answer me
              These questions three
              Ere the Glitch side he see.


'''''"Zambahz! Looking for a red door, but it's already been painted black? Can't find a harman brain? Well, have we got a deal for you! Have you considered cannibalism?'''" - [[User:Revenant|Alan C]]''
These three question will be administrated on the forums when you sign up. I wonder what they could be...


==How does one strike as a life cultist?==
==Notable Activities==
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''Does not include minor killings''
*'''Step One- Get on IRC'''


It's crucial for any strike to be successful. Here, information is gathered and commands are given. It is an essential tool for coordination!
'''February 27''' - We kicked off the fun by splitting into two teams, The Amurikans and the UnAmurikans (Although it wasn't pure, as there was one American in the team) The activity was: One week, Four suburbs - Kill as many of the opposing team as possible. The event was a resounding success with a decisive win for the UnAmurikans!


*'''Step Two- Move to the target'''
'''March 14''' - The reason why we formed Glitch. Ackland Mall. This resulted in a lot of WTF-ing form the locals. Can't tell you much about it, but it ended up with a lot of hilarious survivor death. They though it was Red Rum, they thought it was a zerger, they even thought is was a five year old that thought rude names were hilarious. They thought wrong. It ended up like this.


A target will, for the most part, be posted in the IRC channel's topic, or some other form of group meeting-place, such as a forum. Move to the target and tell your strike leader you are there, along with the APs ([[Action Points]]) you have. This is so the strike team leader can utilize your APs and direct you on how to use them in the most efficient way possible.
[[Image:Screenshotto.png]]


*'''Step Three- Zombies'''
A zerg? Nope. See the names, all the exact same. How did you do that? Well, we call it an [[Ackland Kill]]


Most of the time we will start off with zombies killing other hostile zombies inside a ruined building. The ZKer (Zombie Killer) will tell his APs to the strike team leader, who gives the ZKer a profile link, found by DNA scanning the zombie, for them to attack. The ZKer will attack the target hostile zombie until they are down to 1, 2, or 3 HP (Health Points), and proceed to move out for the next phase.
'''March 26''' - Another Ackland. After spending the week hunting the NSU, we were led to Buckley Mall. We were bored waiting for the Nazi to stand up so we could kill him again, so we decided to attack the most populated area of the mall. 18 solid kills.  


*'''Step Four- Breathers'''
'''April 5th''' - After a while spent running around malton looking for a decent mall to hit, we settled in Stickling to the tune of 15 kills. Apparently nobody noticed the pun..[Cue zerger accusation!] [[Image:Pun.jpg]]


After our Zombie Squad have lowered the targets down to 1, 2, or 3 HP, the human squads of the group will roll in, and proceed to [[headshot]] the hostile with either an axe or a knife. We fully support the [[combat revive]]. If there are any hostiles left inside, they will be removed via the combat revive. After the last zombie is removed, one of our Life Council will repair the building, which in turn is barricaded by our Support Squad.
'''April 21st''' - Here that? That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. We got a Bounty Hunter who wanted to die for his badge! MSMD and ilovedeath44 obliged him. Revenge taste sweeter when its delivered via baseball bat.


*'''Step Five- SPECIAL SITUATION: [[Brain_Rot|ROT REVIVE]]'''
'''April 22nd''' - The fun contiues! We went for a small kill this time, but it still worth it!


On rare occasions where we find an overwhelming zombie presence in a Necrotech we wish to take back, a rot revive strike will commence. This is possible through the teamwork of all 4 squads.
[[Image:Msmdkill.jpg]]


[http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/05-06-09_0300hrs_PRIVATE/IN_5-36__a1d-ad5-86d.html<span style="color:black; font-size: 75%">Example</span>]


==Recent HKL News==
'''May 26th''' - Glitch gets in on the recent conflict going on in Krinks in the [[User:Kokuzoku/Third Battle of Krinks|Third Battle of Krinks]].


''Place most recent news at the top. Please sign your reports. News older then a month can be found in the [[Hard Knock Life/News_Archive|archive]]''.
What next? You'll find out soon enough.


'''December 26th''' Past half of a year we've been doing things like helping the [[The Dribbling Beavers]] and [[THEM]] with their zombie troubles, and helping anywhere in the eastern suburbs. We are now heading back to [[Dunell Hills]] to battle against [[The Dead]]. --[[User:Ryanon|Ryanon]] 06:35, 26 December 2009 (UTC)
==Please Note==


'''April 29th''' We've seen the foothold the [[Dunell Hills Police Department]], [[Crimson Clan]], and [[The Big Prick]] have gained in [[Dunell Hills]] against [[The Dead]] and have joined them on their endeavor to kick some ass and take some names. {{User:Speels/Sig}} 02:24, 29 April 2009 (BST)
We are not idiots. Do not treat us as such.


'''April 9th''' Looks like we found our old pals from [[The Dead]] stationed outside [[The_Haslock_Building_(Chancelwood)|the Haslock Building]] and some distressed looking [[THEM]]bers defending it. Time for a change. {{User:Speels/Sig}} 05:23, 9 April 2009 (BST)
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Latest revision as of 05:21, 30 May 2010

Glitch
Glitch logo-764885.jpg
Abbreviation: Glitch
Group Numbers: Private
Leadership: The PC
Goals: To creatively play UD
Recruitment Policy: Level 10 and above.
Contact: Forums
Talk:Glitch

Glitch is a group of friends, who like to be creative in their way of playing urban Dead. We don't conform to any "side" or "fight". We're not PKers, Death Cultists, Dual Nature or Survivors. We just do as we please. We'll do what we want, and if its really funny, we'll repeat the performance. If you do something idiotic, we will probably visit you with a creative death.

Our Methods

Listen carefully now. Its not that hard to understand. WE ARE NOT ZERGERS. We are real people with our own separate characters.

So what are your Aims?

Well I can't really answer that. At the start of all of this it was just a group of friends with no particular intentions. Each activity is voted on, and we roll with it. No matter what. We have fun, and that is all that matters in the end. This is a game, and games are for fun.

Then by accident, after Ackland happened. We had a change of mind. Lets make this official. Lets make a group. Lets let more people to join in the fun that we had. With that, Glitch was born.

Recruitment Policy

As a general rule you must be level 10 and over. Please note this isn't set in stone. You can't have all crap skills and demand to join. Next, you could join if your under ten. You need all gun related skills, plus free running. So level 6 could be a possibility. Depends on how we're feeling.

For those who meet these requirements, STOP!

             He who would join the group of Death 
             Must answer me 
             These questions three 
             Ere the Glitch side he see.

These three question will be administrated on the forums when you sign up. I wonder what they could be...

Notable Activities

Does not include minor killings

February 27 - We kicked off the fun by splitting into two teams, The Amurikans and the UnAmurikans (Although it wasn't pure, as there was one American in the team) The activity was: One week, Four suburbs - Kill as many of the opposing team as possible. The event was a resounding success with a decisive win for the UnAmurikans!

March 14 - The reason why we formed Glitch. Ackland Mall. This resulted in a lot of WTF-ing form the locals. Can't tell you much about it, but it ended up with a lot of hilarious survivor death. They though it was Red Rum, they thought it was a zerger, they even thought is was a five year old that thought rude names were hilarious. They thought wrong. It ended up like this.

Screenshotto.png

A zerg? Nope. See the names, all the exact same. How did you do that? Well, we call it an Ackland Kill

March 26 - Another Ackland. After spending the week hunting the NSU, we were led to Buckley Mall. We were bored waiting for the Nazi to stand up so we could kill him again, so we decided to attack the most populated area of the mall. 18 solid kills.

April 5th - After a while spent running around malton looking for a decent mall to hit, we settled in Stickling to the tune of 15 kills. Apparently nobody noticed the pun..[Cue zerger accusation!] Pun.jpg

April 21st - Here that? That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. We got a Bounty Hunter who wanted to die for his badge! MSMD and ilovedeath44 obliged him. Revenge taste sweeter when its delivered via baseball bat.

April 22nd - The fun contiues! We went for a small kill this time, but it still worth it!

Msmdkill.jpg


May 26th - Glitch gets in on the recent conflict going on in Krinks in the Third Battle of Krinks.

What next? You'll find out soon enough.

Please Note

We are not idiots. Do not treat us as such.