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| Do you hate axes? If your reply was "yes", you're in the right place!
| | 2012's International Axe Hating Week is coming soon. Check back in July 1st, 2012. |
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| |group_name= International Axe Haiting Week
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| |group_image= [[Image:BanAxesLarge.PNG|225px]]
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| |group_abbrev= IAHW
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| |group_membership= All Axe Haters around the world.
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| |group_leaders= The great Axe Hating Leader, Colette Hart herself.
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| |group_goals= To declare our hatred towards [[Fire Axes|axes]].
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| |group_recruit= All axe haters are welcome.
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| |group_contact= No need for contact. Protest by yourself! :)
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| }}
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| =About the IAHW=
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| The International Axe-Hating week is an event founded, supported, recommended and sponsored by Colette Hart, who has a vehement hatred towards axes.
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| Inspired after eating a large quantity of mushrooms, which were found hidden in a shelf of a store run by hippies, Colette decided to finally face her biggest nemesis: Axes.
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| Since that day, every fourth week of July has been declared the International Axe-Hating week, in which all Axe Haters around the world protest and take actions against fire axes.
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| =Our Creed=
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| *1. Axes are not weapons. Axes are not tools. Axes are instruments of barbarism.
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| *2. Axes must be despised.
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| *3. There is no situation where an axe is useful.
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| *4. Fanatic axemen must be considered barbarians, and therefore be despised.
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| *5. All axes must be burned, broken and destroyed on sight.
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| *6. All supporters must make propaganda for the annual International Axe-Hating Week.
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| [[Image:barbarian.jpg|thumb|right|A typical barbarian holding an axe.]]
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| =Schedule=
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| This is the schedule for all IAHW supporters around the world.
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| ==2010==
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| ===July 19===
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| *'''Inauguration Ceremony'''
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| The ceremony will be presided by Colette Hart, who will deliver an speech. The IAHW starts oficially after the ceremony.
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| ===July 20===
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| *'''Protest Day'''
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| Make your banners, go out to the streets and protest!
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| ===July 21===
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| *'''Propaganda Day'''
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| Spray and shout your hatred towards axes around. Convince people to bring the Axe Culture down!
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| ===July 22===
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| *'''Destruction Day I'''
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| Time for axe destruction!
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| ===July 23===
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| *'''Destruction Day II'''
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| Time for more axe destruction!
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| ===July 24===
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| *'''Kill a Barbarian Day'''
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| Find a Barbarian inside UD and kill him in the IAHW's honor
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| ===July 25===
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| *'''Closure Ceremony'''
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| Colette Hart will give the closure speech, and we'll begin preparations for the next year's IAHW
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| =Propaganda and actions against Fire Axes=
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| ==For survivors:==
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| *Use that radio! Spread the word across all major frequencies! And give it some pizazz!
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| *spraypainting, you should rarely if ever spray the same message twice, but here are some suggestions:
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| **Down with the axe! Use something more powerful!
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| **Axes are good for nothing! Throw them out!
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| **Use guns for zombies, use axe for nothing.
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| **'I don't need this paperweight!' and nailed an axe
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| **PKer? Kill a barbarian and give him a speech about why not to use and Axe!
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| **Griefer? Then overbarricade. New survivors can't get axes if they can't get to them! It's quick and easy, but if the area is rather zombie filled, you might deter an attack.<span style="font-size:50%">Note: Colette Hart does not encourage this practice and is not responsible if any supporter of the movement uses it.</span>
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| ==For Zombies==
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| Make those dumb axes inaccessible to the unenlightened. There are multiple ways to do this. Which is best for you depends on location.
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| *Ruin. They can't swing what they can't find! Turn zombie for a little while, and decommission the barbarian strongholds. Best when you know you'll succeed, so bring dead friends!
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| =Template=
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| Show your hatred towards axes with this template.
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| <pre>Write {{Axe Hater|User=Your name}} in your page, and voila!</pre>
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| {{Axe Hater|User=This user or group}}
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