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I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator. | I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator. | ||
Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers. | Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and '''combat revivers'''. | ||
Their name is Cult of the Crocodile. | Their name is Cult of the Crocodile. | ||
They | They have claimed Alligators holy site in Skarin Row PD and turned it into a temple for their FALSE god. | ||
I and i alone will restore our dark god and | I and i alone will restore our dark god and mash Crocodiles intestines beneath my feet like rotten grapes. | ||
And then I will throw a party to celebrate. An evil party for all my fellow ferals and you are not invited. | |||
Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots. | Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots. | ||
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I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :< | I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :< | ||
And so i became a rotter and started my one man crusade against croc cult. | And so i became a rotter and started my one man crusade against croc cult. | ||
It's been a positive experience, as you can see here. :D | It's been a positive experience, as you can see here. :D | ||
[[Image:Crocs curse.jpg]] | [[Image:Crocs curse.jpg]] | ||
And no: i don't actually hate cult of croc or any of it's members. | And no: i don't actually hate cult of croc or any of it's members. I just enjoy messing with them. :) | ||
{{Deathcultist}}{{Violence}} | {{Deathcultist}}{{Violence}}{{PKer}}{{Anti-Combat_Revive}} |
Latest revision as of 01:32, 25 October 2010
I am Harold Max.
I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator.
Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers.
Their name is Cult of the Crocodile.
They have claimed Alligators holy site in Skarin Row PD and turned it into a temple for their FALSE god.
I and i alone will restore our dark god and mash Crocodiles intestines beneath my feet like rotten grapes.
And then I will throw a party to celebrate. An evil party for all my fellow ferals and you are not invited.
Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots.
OOC:
I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :<
And so i became a rotter and started my one man crusade against croc cult.
It's been a positive experience, as you can see here. :D
And no: i don't actually hate cult of croc or any of it's members. I just enjoy messing with them. :)
Death Cultist | |
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. |
Violence is quicker | |
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. |
| Player Killer |
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing. |
Anti-Combat Reviver | |
This user dislikes the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'. |