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==Schedule==
==Schedule==


Any breaking news will automatically take precedence over the scheduled show and will remain on the network for three hours.






1800-2200: News<br>
2300: WikiWeather<br>
0000-0400: Late-night entertainment<br>
0000-0400: Late-night entertainment<br>
0500:Wikiweather<br>
0500:Wikiweather<br>
0600-1000: News<br>
0600-1000: News<br>
1100-1700: Daytime Entertainment<br>
1100-1700: Daytime Entertainment<br>
1800-2200: News<br>
2300: WikiWeather<br>


==Newsroom==
==Newsroom==
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==Picture Desk==
==Picture Desk==


Any pictures you think would go well with our stories? Share them [[Template:UDWikiTV/PictureDesk|here]].  
Any pictures you think would go well with our stories? Share them [[Template talk:UDWikiTV|here]].  




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   |{{CURRENTHOUR}}
   |{{CURRENTHOUR}}
   |case: 1='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 01='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 2='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=prev&oldid=1752553 explained]</span> to us how <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752572 e-hard]</span> he is.  
   |case: 02='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=prev&oldid=1752553 explained]</span> to us how <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752572 e-hard]</span> he is.  
   |case: 3='''WEATHER:''' A shitstorm continues to rage between the over 9000 groups calling themselves [[Umbrella|the Umbrella Corporation]] or some variant thereof. The only UDWiki TV-endorsed group using the name is [[Umbrella_(Group)|this one]].
   |case: 03='''WEATHER:''' A shitstorm continues to rage between the over 9000 groups calling themselves [[Umbrella|the Umbrella Corporation]] or some variant thereof. The only UDWiki TV-endorsed group using the name is [[Umbrella_(Group)|this one]].
   |case: 4=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 04=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 5='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' returned to the Wiki using a [[User:Combat_18|shitty disguise]]... or did he?
   |case: 05='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' returned to the Wiki using a [[User:Combat_18|shitty disguise]]... or did he?
   |case: 6=Static
   |case: 06=[[Malton Murder Awards MMX|Malties]] have begun voting, will broadcast on September 6th
   |case: 7='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 07='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 8='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=prev&oldid=1752553 explained]</span> to us how <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752572 e-hard]</span> he is.  
   |case: 08='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=prev&oldid=1752553 explained]</span> to us how <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752572 e-hard]</span> he is.  
   |case: 9=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 09=Amazing: [[User:Kevan|Kevan]] does updates! Even more amazing: They are not [[pumpkin]]s
   |case: 10=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 10=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 11='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=prev&oldid=1752553 explained]</span> to us how <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752572 e-hard]</span> he is.
   |case: 11=The Shitstorm over the [[EVIL]] namespace results in [UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/EVIL_vs_EVIL|a short-lived arbitration case]] and the overnight [[UDWiki:Administration/Speedy_Deletions/Archive/2010_08#Served Speedy Deletions#Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen|deletion of an entire group.]]
   |case: 12='''WEATHER:''' A shitstorm continues to rage between the over 9000 groups calling themselves [[Umbrella|the Umbrella Corporation]] or some variant thereof. The only UDWiki TV-endorsed group using the name is [[Umbrella_(Group)|this one]].
   |case: 12='''WEATHER:''' A shitstorm continues to rage between the over 9000 groups calling themselves [[Umbrella|the Umbrella Corporation]] or some variant thereof. The only UDWiki TV-endorsed group using the name is [[Umbrella_(Group)|this one]].
   |case: 13='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 13=The Shitstorm over the [[EVIL]] namespace results in [UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/EVIL_vs_EVIL|a short-lived arbitration case]] and the overnight [[UDWiki:Administration/Speedy_Deletions/Archive/2010_08#Served Speedy Deletions#Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen|deletion of an entire group.]]
   |case: 14='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 14='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 15='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=prev&oldid=1752553 explained]</span> to us how <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752572 e-hard]</span> he is.
   |case: 15=The Shitstorm over the [[EVIL]] namespace results in [UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/EVIL_vs_EVIL|a short-lived arbitration case]] and the overnight [[UDWiki:Administration/Speedy_Deletions/Archive/2010_08#Served Speedy Deletions#Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen|deletion of an entire group.]]
   |case: 16=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 16=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 17='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' returned to the Wiki using a [[User:Combat_18|shitty disguise]]... or did he?
   |case: 17='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Kevan|Kevan]]''' has invented some updates!
   |case: 18='''WEATHER:''' There's a shitstorm brewing. Don't forget your [[Umbrella]].
  |case: 18=The Shitstorm over the [[EVIL]] namespace results in [[User:Poodle_of_doom|Poodle of Doom]] requesting a [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive/2010_08|permaban.]]
  |case: 19=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 19=Even moar EVIL drama update: First [[UDWiki:Administration/Undeletions#Extremely_Vengeful_and_Irksome_Laymen_.2B_subpages|other EVIL members]] and then even [[UDWiki:Administration/Undeletions#EvIL|Poodle's dismembered voice]] ask for an undeletion.
   |case: 20=It's a Firefly rerun.
   |case: 20=The Shitstorm over the [[EVIL]] namespace results in [UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/EVIL_vs_EVIL|a short-lived arbitration case]] and the overnight [[UDWiki:Administration/Speedy_Deletions/Archive/2010_08#Served Speedy Deletions#Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen|deletion of an entire group.]]
   |case: 21='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 21='''[[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Combat_18&diff=next&oldid=1752553 stuck his finger] </span> in '''[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DanceDanceRevolution]]''''s ass.
   |case: 22=Static
   |case: 22=The Shitstorm over the [[EVIL]] namespace results in [UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/EVIL_vs_EVIL|a short-lived arbitration case]] and the overnight [[UDWiki:Administration/Speedy_Deletions/Archive/2010_08#Served Speedy Deletions#Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen|deletion of an entire group.]]
   |case: 23='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' returned to the Wiki using a [[User:Combat_18|shitty disguise]]... or did he?
   |case: 23='''WEATHER:''' There's a shitstorm brewing. Don't forget your [[Umbrella]].
   |case: 00='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Cornholioo|Cornholioo]]''' returned to the Wiki using a [[User:Combat_18|shitty disguise]]... or did he?
   |case: 00='''BREAKING NEWS: [[User:Kevan|Kevan]]''' has invented some updates!
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Latest revision as of 11:30, 2 May 2011

Finally, a way to keep track of all the important stuff that happens on the Urban Dead wiki. Never mind that Recent Changes bullshit, this helpful little device boils it all down to the incessant drama and pointless fueds we all know and love!

I want it!

To watch UDWiki TV in the comfort of your very own userpage, simply type {{UDWikiTV}} .

Schedule

0000-0400: Late-night entertainment
0500:Wikiweather
0600-1000: News
1100-1700: Daytime Entertainment
1800-2200: News
2300: WikiWeather

Newsroom

Any interesting stories? Submit them to UDWiki's best (ok, only) news service here.

Picture Desk

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TV

UDWiki TV
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The Shitstorm over the EVIL namespace results in [UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/EVIL_vs_EVIL