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| Who I am? | | Who I am? |
| I'm ziv, a.k.a, [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1016250 D4rkH4wk].<br> | | I'm ziv, a.k.a, [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1016250 D4rkH4wk].<br> |
| Affiliation? I don't affiliate. I kill. | | Affiliation? I don't affiliate. I kill. I just do it wearing a Red Rum tag x) |
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| I played some UD back in 2007, as a pro-survivor in the Caiger Mall area, trying to help out with some sort of mini-siege we had at the time,<br> | | I played some UD back in 2007, as a pro-survivor in the Caiger Mall area, trying to help out with some sort of mini-siege we had at the time,<br> |
| Returned to play UD in 2008, as a pro-survivor again, and afair, on DHPD, for a while...<br> | | Returned to play UD in 2008, as a pro-survivor again, and afair, on DHPD, for a while...<br> |
| Returned to play again in 2009 as a trigger happy Bounty-Hunter, again for awhile.<br> | | Returned to play again in 2009 as a trigger happy Bounty-Hunter, again for awhile.<br> |
| And now, I've returned once more in 2010, this time, as a PKer! :D
| | I've returned once more in 2010, as a PKer! :D<br> |
| <br><br> | | And now I have returned once more, as a PKer again, on Oct. 2013!<br> |
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| | I am displeased with the apparent vanishing of some of the finer folk I have played with,<br> |
| | But, once Red Rum, always Red Rum! And so I shall continue the Red Rum spirit of spreading mass joy wherever I go!<br> |
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| Enemies? Non! I have no enemies, only good friends I play with all the time!... Oh, killing doesn't count? :< | | Enemies? Non! I have no enemies, only good friends I play with all the time!... Oh, killing doesn't count? :< |
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| If you feel offended by said religion, do let me know and something will be done about it.<br> | | If you feel offended by said religion, do let me know and something will be done about it.<br> |
| - licks his butcher knife -<br> | | - licks his butcher knife -<br> |
| If you feel offended by cookies, I suggest you **** and **** your ******** *** *****, good day! | | If you feel offended by cookies, I suggest you **** and **** your ******** *** *****, good day!<br> |
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| == Notices == | | == Notices == |
| *Notice to the TZH:
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| You have been found guilty of being a bunch'a lamers of the lowest degree and going against the Pastafarian religion!<br>
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| By the power invested in me, as a PKing trigger-happy bastard, I here by sentence you to be my current object of interest.<br>
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| As with any object of my interest, I will explore different methods of killing with your help(a.k.a deaths).
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| The only bailout of this punishment, is your immediate conversion to the grand religion that is Pastafarianism!
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| == Psychotic Diary of Death == | | == Psychotic Diary of Death == |
| Psychotic Diary of Death Entries - As Of December 2010 -
| | For those of you interested in reading my magnificent diary,<br> |
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| | You can read it [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:D4rkH4wk/Diary here!]<br> |
| * 02/01/2011 - 21:52
| | It was getting a tad too long for this page!<br> |
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, it's been a while since my last update again, ever forgetful me forgets to update when I land my kills :/<br>
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| Tonight, I update you on both the 31rst, and my little adventure earlier.<br>
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| 31rst December, magnificent last night of the year 2010, is it surprising really, that it is the night I meet my very first Bandit Queen up close?<br>
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| While I have heard of these creatures before, I have never actually come barrel to face with one!<br>
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| That night, it changed, for I had met the interestingly modest and self-aware [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365777 Dumb Bass].<br>
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| Now, me, by far preferring the electrical guitar over the Bass, could not help but feel psychotic pity for this poor bass, which cruel fate had decided to also make dumb, and so,<br>
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| I killed it.<br>
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| The second of January, this date, this very night, proved to be interesting as I had made a discovery in my temporary place of residence, in the form of one dear punch bag of mine, [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1080479 Dhavid Trohl] - I mean Grohl! - on a routine scout for the ever elusive Giants I had heard so much about, and the Bandit Queens I had met two nights before.<br>
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| So much was I pleased, that I had decided to play a little game of pool with David,<br>
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| Sadly, he didn't seem to know the rules... And frankly, neither did I.<br>
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| And so it happened that I just started making up rules as we went, and somewhere along the way, as with every game I make rules for, my playmate died :/<br>
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| A bittersweet ending to our match indeed.<br>
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| Oh well, I'm sure we will meet again some day, and perhaps have a rematch with more adequate rules!<br>
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| That's all for tonight, my psychotic diary of death, I will try to write again soon!<br>
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| * 21/12/2010 - 21:11
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, today I caught that no-good kid, Mark Walberg, playing with my toys!<br>
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| Time and again, I find myself defending my dear bag of toys from annoying, sticky-fingered, kids trying to have their own fun with it!<br>
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| All is fine with others having their fun, but not without me!<br>
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| Well, me being the nice person that I am, I just couldn't refuse at least a little play!<br>
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| So it was, that I played with him, until I simply had to go, I placed all the toys back in my bag, threw it over my shoulder, and took off on my way to who knows where, to do good deeds there.<br>
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| I am sorry, Mark, that I was not able to finish our game, but so is life what can I say?<br>
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| That's it for now, my psychotic diary of death!<br>
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| * 20/12/2010 - 23:27
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, today I committed an evil act of cruelty.<br>
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| Thanks to the ill-regard of a random passerby to the "Sacred Grounds" spray in the RP I was using, I ended up very low on APs, Why, only early today did I manage to get the strength to stand once more, and already my body tires again.<br>
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| Well, as [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1830428 BlindNinja] and I had discovered, no amount of exhaustion or lack of ammo, will keep me from my favorite games!<br>
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| By some form of divine fortune, I stumbled upon BlindNinja in search of a new hideout, This fine lad had just 8HP and I just 2AP, I simply could not resist!<br>
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| Foul, evil, to kill such a young lad, I have been told as much, and normally would not look his way unless blood thirst crazes me.<br>
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| This time, was once such time.<br>
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| Unable to resist the urge to waste my last 2 APs killing and dumping the body, I did just that, and with a single shotgun hit - even I was surprised happened - the lad had turned from Human to Zombie, and with a quick toss, someone else`s problem.<br>
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| I suppose such is fate, some times cruel, sometimes funny. Some would say this was both!<br>
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, I do wonder... Would BlindNinja, by any chance, be related to that Blind Box person?<br>
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| Well, people such as myself rarely care enough to check.<br>
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| Until next time!<br>
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| * 17/12/2010 - 19:04
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, today I make my first entry, so I need to update you on things!<br>
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| 7/12/2010 -<br>
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| I remember waking up with a horrible feeling, my trigger finger felt rusty!<br>
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| Obviously, I could not let such a thing go on!<br>
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| So, I went and searched around the place which I had gone to sleep in, an year ago, for that favorite crimson substance of mine, BLOOD!<br>
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| I found it, thank the flying spaghetti monster, and so I quickly had as much of it as I could from this strangely un-responsive person called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1767807 RHagen].<br>
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| Such strong sleep.<br>
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| Sadly, misfortune was upon me when I played my little game of People Shooting People, or PSP as I call it, with RHagen, and so I was left with too few toys to play with others!<br>
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| 9/12/2010 -<br>
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| A day came, and with it new toys, and another day came and brought with it short traveling to a place where I had found two less then fashionably acceptable people.<br>
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| These two, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1645678 Blind Box] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1663384 Dr Harry Dick], the first for wearing a gas mask, which I consider a horribly disgusting and ugly thing, with a firefighter's helmet no less! and the other for just wearing too much, I decided they needed immediate fashion advices, along with an explanation of the Malton Dress Code.<br>
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| Sadly, I do not possess the skill to fix THAT, so I quickly sent them to seek help among the torn-cloths-wearing zombie community.<br>
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| Hopefully, their horrible attire will be torn to shreds as well.<br>
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| 10/12/2010 -<br>
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| Today I found a person that angered me.<br>
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| I wanted to know who [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1822583 Tyrsen] was, so into his profile page I went, and in it I found something called a "Mjöllnir"! Immediately I was angered, WTF is a "Mjöllnir"?!<br>
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| Such was my anger that I had decided I will not share my toys with this person, and so, I killed him with a punch.<br>
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| 13/12/2010 -<br>
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| The days following my angry outburst were spent making my way over to a group of very interesting individuals, after having found out where they were currently playing.<br>
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| Truly, these man and woman - putting aside the horribly annoying mechanism called AnimeBot24-7 - are great at the games I love most, and carry a variety of shiny toys they play with.<br>
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| It came as no surprise really, when I had decided I must join the games and, hey, if [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=964870 tenamautomatic]'s shirt was reddened a little, it was not my fault!<br> | |
| Alright... maybe it wasn't just a little... And maybe it was sort'a my fault... But hey! It was fun!<br>
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| 15/12/2010 -<br>
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| Stoned as I was, amazed I was to find a fellow stoned, and so I checked his profile!<br>
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| Sadly, it was not to be, for this stoned person was a part of that horribly uncool croup called Team Zombie Hardcore.<br>
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| Respecting his wish not to be shot... well semi-respecting, I had decided to take advantage of the empty bottle of beer I had been carrying for a while now and help [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=944809 dont shoot im stoned]'s inner beauty come out, if there even was one, mashing it over his 1hp'ed head.<br>
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| Sadly, I being stoned myself, it took quite a lot of swings to land a hit on the ever elusive head, being pin-size and airy, but in the end the bottle hit, and I stumbled my way to the nearest bed.<br>
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| 17/12/2010 -<br>
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| Today I saw lame incarnate, and it's name was [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=93184 Mark Walrus] - I mean, Whalberg... -, Such a find could not be ignored! Not at all, even with tenamautomatic seating there next to him, calmly sleeping away.<br>
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| Having made my decision, I promptly dumped my bag of toys, opened it up and started exercising carelessness with some of the toys within, leading to some interestingly shaped blood stains on the PD's carpet.<br>
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, that's all I have to share with you for now, I shell write in you again soon, 'promise!<br>
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| == Randoms == | | == Randoms == |
