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'''DUE TO THE INCREASED GAS PRICES DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD CARS, SO WE MUST WALK. PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION IF YOUR GNAR MUFFIN DELIVERY IS BEHIND SCHEDULE.''' | |||
== Members == | == Members == | ||
== Roles == | == Roles == | ||
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== Bases == | == Bases == | ||
Digby Building, East Boundwood is currently the only Gnar Muffin drug lab, I MEAN BAKERY. If you wish to become an Employee of Gnar Muffins, please report here. | |||
== Rules == | == Rules == | ||
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== Muffin Orders == | == Muffin Orders == | ||
Please put the building you are in, your profile, suburb, and the number of Gnar Muffins you wish to recieve below | Please put the building you are in, your profile, suburb, and the number of Gnar Muffins you wish to recieve below. Please do not kill, maim, touch, or harm Gnar Muffin employees in any way. If you do you will not be able to purchase Gnar Muffins again, and a warrant will be put out for your wonkification. | ||
Example: Howie Shepard, Stickling Mall, Shearbank, 69 Muffins | Example: Howie Shepard, Stickling Mall, Shearbank, 69 Muffins | ||
== WARNING == | |||
Some Gnar Muffin deliveries in the past have gone wrong http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/c/cf/Muffins_2.jpg | |||
Side effects may will include, but are not limited to: | |||
Dementia for 6 to 8 hours | |||
Something the taste testers described as "Happy Time" | |||
A intense craving for more Gnar Muffins | |||
A high increase in Gnarness | |||
== Make your own Gnar Muffins! == | |||
'''Yum Yum Gnar Muffins''' | |||
4 medium eggs, beaten. | |||
3 cups of all-purpose flour. | |||
3 cups of sugar. | |||
1/2 cup of vegetable oil. | |||
2 tablespoons of cinnamon. | |||
1 teaspoon of baking soda. | |||
3 teaspoons of salt. | |||
1 cup of blueberries,chocolate chips, strawberries, bannannas, or nuts | |||
'''Silly Muffins''' | |||
4 medium eggs, beaten with a bat | |||
3 cups of one-purpose flour | |||
18 cups of sugar | |||
1/4 cup of vegetable oil | |||
1 tablespoon of cinnamon | |||
1 tablespoon of baking soda | |||
3 tablespoons of salt | |||
1 cup of crystal meth | |||
1 cup of crack cocaine | |||
1 cup of zombie blood | |||
8 millispoons of "Silly Juice" | |||
{{Bakery Protest}} | |||
[[Category:Groups]] | |||
Latest revision as of 02:14, 25 February 2011
| The Gnar Muffins | |
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| Abbreviation: | Gnar Muffin Employee |
| Group Numbers: | 1 |
| Leadership: | JNet454 |
| Goals: | Distributing muffins to Malton |
| Recruitment Policy: | Add your name to the members category with a link to your profile, and start handing out muffins and killing zombies |
| Contact: | JNet454 |
DUE TO THE INCREASED GAS PRICES DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD CARS, SO WE MUST WALK. PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION IF YOUR GNAR MUFFIN DELIVERY IS BEHIND SCHEDULE.
Members
Roles
Baker: Those who are to old to make muffin runs now bake the muffins, with our secret formula.
Muffin Runner: These peeps deliver the muffins to anyone who orders them.
Bases
Digby Building, East Boundwood is currently the only Gnar Muffin drug lab, I MEAN BAKERY. If you wish to become an Employee of Gnar Muffins, please report here.
Rules
Deliver Muffins to All, despite race, background, or zombism
Be nice to other people, even if they aren't Gnar
Muffin Orders
Please put the building you are in, your profile, suburb, and the number of Gnar Muffins you wish to recieve below. Please do not kill, maim, touch, or harm Gnar Muffin employees in any way. If you do you will not be able to purchase Gnar Muffins again, and a warrant will be put out for your wonkification.
Example: Howie Shepard, Stickling Mall, Shearbank, 69 Muffins
WARNING
Some Gnar Muffin deliveries in the past have gone wrong http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/c/cf/Muffins_2.jpg
Side effects may will include, but are not limited to:
Dementia for 6 to 8 hours
Something the taste testers described as "Happy Time"
A intense craving for more Gnar Muffins
A high increase in Gnarness
Make your own Gnar Muffins!
Yum Yum Gnar Muffins
4 medium eggs, beaten.
3 cups of all-purpose flour.
3 cups of sugar.
1/2 cup of vegetable oil.
2 tablespoons of cinnamon.
1 teaspoon of baking soda.
3 teaspoons of salt.
1 cup of blueberries,chocolate chips, strawberries, bannannas, or nuts
Silly Muffins
4 medium eggs, beaten with a bat
3 cups of one-purpose flour
18 cups of sugar
1/4 cup of vegetable oil
1 tablespoon of cinnamon
1 tablespoon of baking soda
3 tablespoons of salt
1 cup of crystal meth
1 cup of crack cocaine
1 cup of zombie blood
8 millispoons of "Silly Juice"
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More Bakeries! |
| This user or group supports The Gingerbraaains in their belief that there should be more Bakeries around Malton for the benefit of all confectionary people and to provide wholesome cookies for long sieges. |
