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Now you may be wondering what this STD infected Raccoon has to do with zombies, and I'll tell you. Now, there was this man living in the area that the raccoon was hit in. His name was Howie, but everyone just called him Mad Ole Shep, because he was, in fact, insane. Mad Ole Shep was homeless, and very hungry, so when he stumbled upon a fresh raccoon corpse he thought, Now hey, who wouldn't turn down some fresh RoadKill? | Now you may be wondering what this STD infected Raccoon has to do with zombies, and I'll tell you. Now, there was this man living in the area that the raccoon was hit in. His name was Howie, but everyone just called him Mad Ole Shep, because he was, in fact, insane. Mad Ole Shep was homeless, and very hungry, so when he stumbled upon a fresh raccoon corpse he thought, Now hey, who wouldn't turn down some fresh RoadKill? | ||
Mad Ole Shep ate the whole 24.3 pound raccoon, and once he finished it, he died. He fell down, a piece of the Coon's tail still sticking out his mouth. Three minutes later and he was up, infected, and chasing after more wild animals, which he would take a bite out of, spreading the STD to them without the S. They in turn, would get hit, creating more RoadKill, | Mad Ole Shep ate the whole 24.3 pound raccoon, and once he finished it, he died. He fell down, a piece of the Coon's tail still sticking out his mouth. Three minutes later and he was up, infected, and chasing after more wild animals, which he would take a bite out of, spreading the STD to them without the S. They in turn, would get hit, creating more RoadKill, which would be eaten by other RoadKill eating bums, and eventually, Malton was overrun. | ||
== RoadKill == | == RoadKill == | ||
We are the first generation, led by Howie Shepard AKA Mad Ole Shep. We feast on anything we find that's still alive. Some people aren't effected by the RoadKill they eat, and instead of turning them completely deranged, they can still talk and operate weapons | We are the first generation, led by Howie Shepard AKA Mad Ole Shep. We feast on anything we find that's still alive. Some people aren't effected by the RoadKill they eat, and instead of turning them completely deranged, they can still talk and operate weapons. | ||
== Initiation == | == Initiation == | ||
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3. Find Howie Shepard near CCPD. | 3. Find Howie Shepard near CCPD. | ||
4. He'll find you some RoadKill to eat. | 4. He'll find you some RoadKill to eat. | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:16, 15 August 2011
It began with one... RoadKill
How it started
Many people believe that the Necrotech Corporation is the cause of the infamous zombie apocalypse that sent Malton into chaos. But Necrotech had nothing to do with it... It began with a raccoon, with a highly advanced form of sexually transmitted rabies. This raccoon, still dazed from a night of hard partying, wandered out into the middle of the road and BAM! RoadKill.
Now you may be wondering what this STD infected Raccoon has to do with zombies, and I'll tell you. Now, there was this man living in the area that the raccoon was hit in. His name was Howie, but everyone just called him Mad Ole Shep, because he was, in fact, insane. Mad Ole Shep was homeless, and very hungry, so when he stumbled upon a fresh raccoon corpse he thought, Now hey, who wouldn't turn down some fresh RoadKill?
Mad Ole Shep ate the whole 24.3 pound raccoon, and once he finished it, he died. He fell down, a piece of the Coon's tail still sticking out his mouth. Three minutes later and he was up, infected, and chasing after more wild animals, which he would take a bite out of, spreading the STD to them without the S. They in turn, would get hit, creating more RoadKill, which would be eaten by other RoadKill eating bums, and eventually, Malton was overrun.
RoadKill
We are the first generation, led by Howie Shepard AKA Mad Ole Shep. We feast on anything we find that's still alive. Some people aren't effected by the RoadKill they eat, and instead of turning them completely deranged, they can still talk and operate weapons.
Initiation
1. Post on the Talk page. 2. Travel to East Boundwood. 3. Find Howie Shepard near CCPD. 4. He'll find you some RoadKill to eat.
