User:Merondi

Merondi Name Merondi Affiliation Organization XIII Age Unknown, but was present at the Crusades Weapons Throwing Knives, Hank's Dragon Sword, CAW, CZ Pistol, Auger-FS... Theme Song Max Payne Theme Assassinations (Within Malton) 70 History Merondi is an old assassin, who has been fighting in shadows for her whole existence. Her first kill was a Templar Knight in the crusades, and she has went on to explore the dungeons of Castlevania, the forests of Russia and battlefields throughout the world. She assisted in the Human Resistance against the Chimera Invasion in the 1940s, and later provided intel for Operation Snake Eater in 1964. She has even entered Dante's Inferno. Her experience in Raccoon City has well-equipped her for dealing with zombie hordes. She was pursuing a target in Malton when the sudden zombie outbreak and government quarantine shut the city's walls. Ever-cheerful, she accepted the present circumstances and joined Organization XIII. The idea of being a Nobody appealed to her and keeping balance has always been her mission, so she finds it easy to carry out detached balancing of the city's undead and living populations. Despite her impartial carrying out of missions, she finds more sympathy for fellow rogues and zombies, than the tiresome groups which insist on keeping order in a city already gone to Hell. Despite centuries of killing, she has not lost a sense of humor, or of the times, and loves combining them into little epitaphs upon the deaths of her targets. It's her little service to the dead. Due to a pact with the Higher Powers, she revives whenever killed, each reincarnation more powerful than the last. When heavily injured, she enters an undead berserker stage, and in this stage, even Headshots only slow her down. Though hunted by a variety of posses and the Auditor, she has not failed to give more than she got, and is thoroughly enjoying the struggle that is life in Malton. Despite the grim and difficult missions she undertakes, she is always smiling under the hood. Her favorite words are "retribution, retaliation and... MADNESS!" What is she doing now? You may want to check here. Personal Policy Who Merondi kills is entirely decided by the zombie/human ratio, the principle guiding Organization XIII. O13 acts with the motto of balancing Malton. The goal is to keep the game dynamic and less boring. Since Malton, and especially Gatcombeton, usually has a survivor advantage, Merondi kills more humans than zombies. But she obviously doesn't kill all humans. What decides who her targets are? A little hint- “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” Chuck Palahniuk Merondi will apply O13's principle one step further, and kill those specific zombies/humans she finds boring. Merondi does not claim to be God, but she is awfully good at killing people, and she hates boring things. She reminds you if you don't want to be killed, then don't be boring. Boring means: being strictly pro-survivor (not the biggest crime, but does make you more eligible for a bullet) having a name that sounds stupid (major sin) killing her when she would rather be shooting or talking (puts you on her red list for life) making stupid comments, offensive or just stupid (big fault) killing her allies or griefing O13 (again, red-listed and shot on sight) hunting PKers (PKers are the spice of Malton, when will people begin to appreciate all they do?) spray-painting silly messages head-shooting poor zombies at Revive Points (she will PK you, then headshoot you again when you're dead, just for good measure. Isn't it karma?) having a description that makes readers fall asleep or one with poor jokes being a life cultist (see template below) being a member of the DHPD (A pro-survivor group of over 27 members can't keep one suburb green?) The biggest one- trying to be a do-gooder. (Hello! We are in an apocalypse. Act like it! In a real apocalypse, you'll find people beating one another's brains out for a can of food, or murderous crazies. Who the hell would try to be a police in such times?) This is far from a complete list, Merondi reserves the right to declare people boring by arbitrary decision. Of course, sometimes she shoots because she likes someone, or thinks their name would be cool to have on her kill list. But this is less than 10% of the case. What makes a person less boring: reviving Merondi. Really, she doesn't shoot anyone who's revived her, unless it was done in a spiteful way to prevent her from ruining a building. Usually, she appreciates even combat revives. giving a good kill speech- Doesn't mean I won't come after you, but I'll at least have the courtesy to give you a good taunt in return. having a funny description or name- doesn't necessarily mean she won't shoot you, but she will shoot you last being a PKer- it's a start, although it depends on who you PK. Not all PKers are equal, are they? being lazy- awakens some sympathy in Merondi. Plus, lazy people don't ruin the world, as much as overzealous do-gooders being evil- automatically makes you a friend Zombies are hardly ever boring, at least, not like humans, so if she headshot you, don't take it personally. She was probably trying to repair a building, and you were in the way. If she killed you for a specific reason, she will let you know. Still, zombies can be guilty of one major sin! Clogging revive points when you're a brain-rotter. Come on, anyone with a DNA extractor is going to know, and those poor unlucky souls who don't have one waste a syringe, then feel bad. It's just very boring, and not efficient. Why not ruin a building and sleep there? Organization XIII This Nobody is balancing Malton. He Shot First Merondi believes in retaliation with extreme force. Big Shiny Medal Foxlion has given Merondi a big shiny medal for being such a helpful PKer. This Snake is Poisonous This user has infected lots of people. Honor Among Thieves This user supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy. Terrible Role Playing Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living. Dual Pistol Wielder This user packs at least two loaded pistols at all times. ̿̿ ̿̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ Gun addict This user loves guns, and is probably off shooting something. Scout/Sniper This User is capable of a 1000yd HeadShot Lycan This user thinks werewolves are kickass. God damn Solid Snake This user has gone for so long without having a PK reported, they're obviously using the ol' cardboard box trick. Violence is quicker Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. PKers are people too! This user or group acknowledges the fact that PKers play a legitimate role in a zombie apocalypse and that they are people too. What are you rebelling against? This user is a rebel who may or may not have a cause. ...And Justice For All "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke "Evil unchecked grows, evil tolerated poisons the whole system." -Jawaharlal Nehru What do you mean I can't use an axe?! This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.