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| If you feel offended by said religion, do let me know and something will be done about it.<br> | | If you feel offended by said religion, do let me know and something will be done about it.<br> |
| - licks his butcher knife -<br> | | - licks his butcher knife -<br> |
| If you feel offended by cookies, I suggest you **** and **** your ******** *** *****, good day! | | If you feel offended by cookies, I suggest you **** and **** your ******** *** *****, good day!<br> |
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| == Notices == | | == Notices == |
| NoNe! | | NoNe! |
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| == Psychotic Diary of Death == | | == Psychotic Diary of Death == |
| Psychotic Diary of Death Entries - As of December 2010 - Up until October 2013
| | For those of you interested in reading my magnificent diary,<br> |
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| | You can read it [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:D4rkH4wk/Diary here!]<br> |
| * 26/10/2013 - 01:47
| | It was getting a tad too long for this page!<br> |
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| Dear Psychotic Diary of Death, it sure has been a while, huh?<br>
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| I have been away for so long, imagine my surprise when I had returned to find myself still amongst the living!<br>
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| Well, that is one return that I simply had to celebrate, and as such, I decided to donate my time to help paint a nearby building the wonderful colours of green and red!<br>
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| What little sadness I have is for my toys, which I seem to be very low on,<br>
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| Still, I shared them with [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2036049 two] [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2148696 lovely] individuals that were there with me!<br>
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| I am also happy that I actually got to teach someone the wonders of the red and green colours!<br>
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| Go, my friend, go and be a wonderful undead! Eat and grow strong!<br>
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| That's all for now, my diary, I'll see you next time!<br>
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| * 07/02/2011 - 18:36
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, I apologize for not having written in you for so long, alas, I was stuck in the most intriguing dream!<br>
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| I had somehow changed my skin color to a greenish one and suddenly decided human flesh was very tasty!<br>
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| Around the great city of Malton I went, from mall to mall, following my still normal-skinned top-hat friends, performing such fun acts as breaking&entering, defiling art, turning off lights right when people were shaving, stealing, converting and finally, utterly demolishing buildings.<br>
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| And now, my psychotic diary, I have finally awakened from that dream that seemed to last forever and oddly enough, I had awoken right where I had been viciously assaulted by a mad doctor with what [u]seemed[/u] to be a syringe of some sort, and had promptly fainted, falling asleep inside my sleep.<br>
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| Putting the though aside for later, I had decided to get reacquainted with the world of the living, with the running from building to building, re-learning to scavenge for toys and of course, re-learning the grand celebration of life and death that was alcohol!<br>
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| The last bit, helped by an individual calling himself [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1828302 DiscoSyndrome], that is, that's the owner of the head I though to paint green with my bottle of beer.<br>
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| Oddly enough, it worked! He's green ain't he?!<br>
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| Well, untill next time my diary!<br>
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| * 19/01/2011 - 18:07
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, this fine evening I had decided some of my older toys might have gotten a little expired and needed to be tested... And probably replaced...<br>
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| Yes, I know I should keep better track of their expiry dates, but it's just that... Well... I'm... Lazy...<br>
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| PROCRASTINATORS UNITE... TOMORROW!<br>
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| Flying Spaghetti Monster how I love that one.<br>
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| Well, sadly, I'll have to leave the restocking to tomorrow, because yes, I found out a great deal of my toys was expired.<br>
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| I started my first tests in a remote warehouse with the help of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297804 Podman], and ended it - just in case - at the local Hospital with the help of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365777 Dumb Bass].<br>
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| Lucky for me, Podman helped me find out that my favorite [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Fire_axe#Fire_Axe head decoration] was still very much in working condition... Albeit a bit on the red side... But I just love that color, so I don't care!<br>
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| And then Dumb Bass helped me test my [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Pistol#Pistol Human Human Zombie game stick], sadly, it fell a little short and must be replaced.<br>
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| I'll let you know how the replacement went soon, diary, ByeBye!<br>
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| * 17/01/2011 - 03:21
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, I regret this, but unfortunately I fell asleep waiting for my top-hat friend`s organized play-time.<br>
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| Which resulted in a semi-lucky getting up about two hours after it.<br>
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| At least I'm gonna be able to set the alarm clock for the morning now...<br>
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| Also, during a little trek to the wilder west of Brooksville, I had encountered the wild [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1786374 Shibari Grrl]!<br>
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| Sadly, even though I tried to save her from it, shouting the famous warning for it,<br>
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| A dead fir tree still managed to crush her underneath itself as it fell.<br>
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, some people are just unlucky, I conclude.<br>
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| * 12/01/2011 - 22:03
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, These last two days were not my happiest!<br>
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| Yesterday I tired before finding a suitable target and today I had almost experienced the same!<br>
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| Luckily, I had managed to - just barely - find suitable playmates for tonight`s game of "Human Human Zombie".<br>
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| Sadly, after the first round, in which [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1755661 Jalin Jay] was tapped Zombie, I had ended up too exhausted to continue playing and had to call it a'night.<br>
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| Well, I'm still happy to have found play mates! Until next time!<br>
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| * 08/01/2011 - 15:03
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, I had woken up earlier then usual today!<br>
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| For a vampiric person such as myself, waking up in the afternoon is very odd!<br>
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| Alas, I could not manage to ignore the sweet smell of one of my favorite zombies`s blood!<br>
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| And so, I got up, and went to pay it a visit!<br>
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| After all, I had not paid a visit to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=93184 Zombie McWalrus] in a while now, sadly, to my great surprise, I had found him in a very much undesired state!<br>
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| "A living zombie friend is never a good thing", I raged! I pulled out my trusty Fir Tree and planted the idea into his skull,<br>
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| Thus rectifying the problem by returning him to his [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Zombie proper state].<br>
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, do you think... Maybe... Maybe my zombie friends want to try to be alive?<br>
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| Nahhhh, I didn't think so either! Until next time!<br>
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| * 05/01/2011 - 22:42
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, as promised, I have returned to write on you once more!<br>
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| Today, I had woken up fresh and full of spirit!<br>
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| Ran around a little, conversed with strangers, and of course, collected some candy!<br>
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| While all that's fine, something much more unexpected happened today!<br>
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| Today, I had encountered a Malton Giant!<br>
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| I had been searching for a long while now, for these elusive creatures!<br>
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| While my last encounter with their kind was not so long ago, there had been no sightings since!<br>
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| So it was, that I decided to play with the little critter for a while, before moving on.<br>
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| After all, there were no Bandit Queens around, for some odd reason...<br>
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| It was in such a setting that I was enraged with said creature`s behavior, he`s, and anothers!<br>
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| Even though I asked so nicely about his silver pendant, he had completely refused to talk to me afterwords!<br>
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| How snobbish and rude!<br>
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| And then came one who publicly proclaimed my more lethal tendencies!<br>
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| So I like to play with sharp objects! What of it!<br>
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| So enraged was I, that I had accidentally given [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1053134 Pan Narrans] a poisoned piece of candy out of my candy stash!<br>
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| The poor thing never stood a chance, and in my anger, I had accidentally spilled my coffee all over the generator, so I decided it was probably time to leave.<br>
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| Maybe it wasn't such a bad day after all, ey Psychotic diary of death?<br>
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| * 04/01/2011 - 02:08AM
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, it is with great pleasure that I write on you now that I have begun to wear with pride, the tag of those wonderful top-hat fellas called RedRum!<br>
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| And no, my psychotic diary, it does not end there, for in this night we had a very entertaining time simulating a break in to the Bandit Queens` HQ, in a situation where there's only two or so of them to face the constant menacing drop of the cades!<br>
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| Sadly, though not very surprising, the two lucky members that have been chosen to face all this, were not able to withstand the pressure, and our 'Mock-Zombie' managed to get in and two more 'mock-deaths' were reported a short while later.<br>
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| It's a shame it all ended so quickly, but it is important to train well for such situations, one can never know when another Big Bash might come along...<br>
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| Well, I'm sure [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1461335 DrParadox] and [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297804 Podman], will both remember the lesson learned today well, I had given special tutoring to both!<br>
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| I shell continue to write on you another day, my psychotic diary o death, good night!<br>
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| * 02/01/2011 - 21:52
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, it's been a while since my last update again, ever forgetful me forgets to update when I land my kills :/<br>
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| Tonight, I update you on both the 31rst, and my little adventure earlier.<br>
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| 31rst December, magnificent last night of the year 2010, is it surprising really, that it is the night I meet my very first Bandit Queen up close?<br>
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| While I have heard of these creatures before, I have never actually come barrel to face with one!<br>
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| That night, it changed, for I had met the interestingly modest and self-aware [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365777 Dumb Bass].<br>
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| Now, me, by far preferring the electrical guitar over the Bass, could not help but feel psychotic pity for this poor bass, which cruel fate had decided to also make dumb, and so,<br>
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| I killed it.<br>
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| The second of January, this date, this very night, proved to be interesting as I had made a discovery in my temporary place of residence, in the form of one dear punch bag of mine, [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1080479 Dhavid Trohl] - I mean Grohl! - on a routine scout for the ever elusive Giants I had heard so much about, and the Bandit Queens I had met two nights before.<br>
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| So much was I pleased, that I had decided to play a little game of pool with David,<br>
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| Sadly, he didn't seem to know the rules... And frankly, neither did I.<br>
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| And so it happened that I just started making up rules as we went, and somewhere along the way, as with every game I make rules for, my playmate died :/<br>
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| A bittersweet ending to our match indeed.<br>
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| Oh well, I'm sure we will meet again some day, and perhaps have a rematch with more adequate rules!<br>
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| That's all for tonight, my psychotic diary of death, I will try to write again soon!<br>
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| * 21/12/2010 - 21:11
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, today I caught that no-good kid, Mark Walberg, playing with my toys!<br>
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| Time and again, I find myself defending my dear bag of toys from annoying, sticky-fingered, kids trying to have their own fun with it!<br>
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| All is fine with others having their fun, but not without me!<br>
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| Well, me being the nice person that I am, I just couldn't refuse at least a little play!<br>
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| So it was, that I played with him, until I simply had to go, I placed all the toys back in my bag, threw it over my shoulder, and took off on my way to who knows where, to do good deeds there.<br>
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| I am sorry, Mark, that I was not able to finish our game, but so is life what can I say?<br>
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| That's it for now, my psychotic diary of death!<br>
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| * 20/12/2010 - 23:27
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, today I committed an evil act of cruelty.<br>
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| Thanks to the ill-regard of a random passerby to the "Sacred Grounds" spray in the RP I was using, I ended up very low on APs, Why, only early today did I manage to get the strength to stand once more, and already my body tires again.<br>
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| Well, as [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1830428 BlindNinja] and I had discovered, no amount of exhaustion or lack of ammo, will keep me from my favorite games!<br>
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| By some form of divine fortune, I stumbled upon BlindNinja in search of a new hideout, This fine lad had just 8HP and I just 2AP, I simply could not resist!<br>
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| Foul, evil, to kill such a young lad, I have been told as much, and normally would not look his way unless blood thirst crazes me.<br>
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| This time, was once such time.<br>
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| Unable to resist the urge to waste my last 2 APs killing and dumping the body, I did just that, and with a single shotgun hit - even I was surprised happened - the lad had turned from Human to Zombie, and with a quick toss, someone else`s problem.<br>
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| I suppose such is fate, some times cruel, sometimes funny. Some would say this was both!<br>
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, I do wonder... Would BlindNinja, by any chance, be related to that Blind Box person?<br>
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| Well, people such as myself rarely care enough to check.<br>
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| Until next time!<br>
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| * 17/12/2010 - Unknown hour
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| Today I saw lame incarnate, and it's name was [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=93184 Mark Walrus] - I mean, Whalberg... -, Such a find could not be ignored! Not at all, even with tenamautomatic seating there next to him, calmly sleeping away.<br>
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| Having made my decision, I promptly dumped my bag of toys, opened it up and started exercising carelessness with some of the toys within, leading to some interestingly shaped blood stains on the PD's carpet.<br>
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| Dear psychotic diary of death, that's all I have to share with you for now, I shell write in you again soon, 'promise!<br>
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| * 15/12/2010 - Unknown hour
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| Stoned as I was, amazed I was to find a fellow stoned, and so I checked his profile!<br>
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| Sadly, it was not to be, for this stoned person was a part of that horribly uncool group called Team Zombie Hardcore.<br>
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| Respecting his wish not to be shot... well semi-respecting, I had decided to take advantage of the empty bottle of beer I had been carrying for a while now and help [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=944809 dont shoot im stoned]'s inner beauty come out, if there even was one, mashing it over his 1hp'ed head.<br>
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| Sadly, I being stoned myself, it took quite a lot of swings to land a hit on the ever elusive head, being pin-size and airy, but in the end the bottle hit, and I stumbled my way to the nearest bed.<br>
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| * 13/12/2010 - Unknown hour
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| The days following my angry outburst were spent making my way over to a group of very interesting individuals, after having found out where they were currently playing.<br>
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| Truly, these man and woman - putting aside the horribly annoying mechanism called AnimeBot24-7 - are great at the games I love most, and carry a variety of shiny toys they play with.<br>
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| It came as no surprise really, when I had decided I must join the games and, hey, if [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=964870 tenamautomatic]'s shirt was reddened a little, it was not my fault!<br>
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| Alright... maybe it wasn't just a little... And maybe it was sort'a my fault... But hey! It was fun!<br>
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| * 10/12/2010 - Unknown hour
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| Today I found a person that angered me.<br>
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| I wanted to know who [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1822583 Tyrsen] was, so into his profile page I went, and in it I found something called a "Mjöllnir"! Immediately I was angered, WTF is a "Mjöllnir"?!<br>
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| Such was my anger that I had decided I will not share my toys with this person, and so, I killed him with a punch.<br>
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| * 9/12/2010 - Unknown hour
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| A day came, and with it new toys, and another day came and brought with it short traveling to a place where I had found two less then fashionably acceptable people.<br>
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| These two, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1645678 Blind Box] and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1663384 Dr Harry Dick], the first for wearing a gas mask, which I consider a horribly disgusting and ugly thing, with a firefighter's helmet no less! and the other for just wearing too much, I decided they needed immediate fashion advices, along with an explanation of the Malton Dress Code.<br>
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| Sadly, I do not possess the skill to fix THAT, so I quickly sent them to seek help among the torn-cloths-wearing zombie community.<br>
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| Hopefully, their horrible attire will be torn to shreds as well.<br>
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| * 7/12/2010 - Unknown hour
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| I remember waking up with a horrible feeling, my trigger finger felt rusty!<br>
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| Obviously, I could not let such a thing go on!<br>
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| So, I went and searched around the place which I had gone to sleep in, an year ago, for that favorite crimson substance of mine, BLOOD!<br>
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| I found it, thank the flying spaghetti monster, and so I quickly had as much of it as I could from this strangely un-responsive person called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1767807 RHagen].<br>
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| Such strong sleep.<br>
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| Sadly, misfortune was upon me when I played my little game of People Shooting People, or PSP as I call it, with RHagen, and so I was left with too few toys to play with others!<br>
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| == Randoms == | | == Randoms == |
| {{PKer}}<br> | | {{PKer}}<br> |
| {{POWER TO THE PKER}}<br> | | {{POWER TO THE PKER}}<br> |
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