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Revision as of 18:50, 13 October 2008
People's Republic of DB | |
Abbreviation: | PRDB |
Group Numbers: | 6 (Highest 10) |
Leadership: | Dub3 |
Goals: | Bring some fun in your boring life, protect and wide own territory |
Recruitment Policy: | Go to headquarters and ask Dub3 or anyone else |
Contact: | Dub3 |
About us
Welcome to the People's Republic of DB. We are a small group of enthusiasts, who don't want to exist for combat but for getting fun from the game. We live and operate in Foulkes Village. People's Republic of DB is a peaceful organiztion and doesn't fight with groups of zombies or hostil survivors as long as they don't attack us. The foundation of our existance is humour and we are going laugh at any pretensions to us. If you are interested in joining the republic, all you have to do to is change your group to People's Republic of DB, and become a contact of Dub3.
Republican history
Every republican citizen should know the history of his great country. This list of dates will help you to learn about heroes of the past, will make you to respect heroes of the past and leaders of the present. Citizen Chairman 's decree #2 of the twelfth of October 2008.
- year 1993 - The first record of People's Republic in literature |
- 21.06.2008 - The first idea about creating People's Republic of DB coming in inflamed mind of Citizen Chairman |
- 23.06.2008 - Dealing the idea to the future ministers |
- 27.06.2008 - Official birthday of People's Republic of DB |
- 1.07.2008-3.07.2008 - "Black days" - siege of the headquarters: time, when many men of the republic died to let ministers live |
- 3.07.2008-13.07.2008 - period of stabilisation |
- 13.07.2008-26.08.2008 - period of decay |
- 26.08.2008-11.10.2008 - period of reborning, makingstronger than we've ever been |
- 12.10.2008 - The second birthday of the Republic, the first decree of Citizen Chairman |
Our plans
We have a headquarter building located in Foulkes Village and a small zone of operating. We are going to build a radio station and begin the radio broadcasting throughout some suburbs of Malton. That broadcasting will be an experiment and if people will listen to us every day we'll consider the experimnt lucky. Otherwise, the fail wouldn't be the end of the world, if we'll face it with humour. The testing had begun and if you want to here our voices in any part of the city, tune your radio to 26.58, and enjoy! Some people think, we're crazy. And they are right. But what does mean insanity for us? Being mad is quite funny as long as you're not in the lunatic asylum. Enjoy this!
Our structure
As any fanatic organization, People's Republic of DB has a strict organization. In the head of organization stands the powerful Citizen Chairman, who is relying on the ministry cabinet. The most important ministers are: Minister of Finance (charged with any administrative questions), Minister of Health (charged with the health of our members, prevents us from being zombies), Public Relations Minister (socialises with our friends and enemies), Minister of Supply (charged with the supply (strangely!)), Minister of Internal Security (punishes members, who argues with Citizen Chairman), Minister of Defence (charged with the barricading of our buildings), Minister for Foreign Affairs (socialises with our zombie-friends. Mrh?) and Supreme Commander-in-Chief (coordinates our military forces (anyone with an axe or pistol belong the military forces). If you come to us and tell us that an important minister isn't in this list, that post will appear there and you will become a Minister. But remember that business always comes with the status. In the Republic all members have also a military ranking, which is based on the real rankings. Here is the list:
1. | Ensign |
2. | Lieutenant |
3. | Lieutenant-commander |
4. | Commander |
5. | Commodore |
6. | Rear-Admiral |
7. | Vice-Admiral |
8. | Admiral |
Your ranking shows your contribution to the development of our group and serves only as your personal status. Be proud of it!
Our members
The list of the citizens of People's Republic of DB:
Name | Rank | Post |
Dub3 | Vice-Admiral of the Green | Citizen Chairman of DB |
Pidaras2 | Rear-Admiral of the Green | Minister of Finance |
Dela the Hooda | Rear-Admiral of the Brown | Public Relations Minister |
DblBA | Rear-Admiral of the Brown | Minister of the Internal Security |
Harizmatik | Rear-Admiral of the Brown | Minister of Supply |
White Sniper | Commodore | Supreme Commander-in-Chief |
Vacancy
So, due to the heroic death of lots our citizens, we have some vacancies. The free posts for now are:
Minister of Health |
Minister of Defence |
Minister for Foreign Affairs |
To become a minister you should:
-be at least level 15 -be a honest or psychotic(optional) person -contact Citizen Chairman -and, of cource, be in our group
People of the Republic, who died, serving the Republic
dub26 | dub27 | dub32 | dub44 | dub38 | dub39 | dub52 | dub60 | dub70 | dub82 | dub87 | dub40 | dub105 | dub92 | dub98 | dub107 |
May their memory live forever. Great honour to our heroes! All of them are made People's Heroes and are given Medals of Glory (posthumous) - Citizen Chairman 's decree #1 of the twelfth of October 2008.
Citizen Chairman's decrees
Legal code, consisting of Citizen Chairman 's decrees:
Decree #1 (of the twelfth of October 2008): institute the Medals of Glory for heroes of the Republic and reward the heroes of the Black Days with these medals (posthumous). Institute the Orders of Glory of the first, the second and the third degree. Reward citizen Dub3 with Order of Glory of the first degree; reward citizens Pidaras2 and Dela the Hooda with Orders of Glory of the second degree; reward citizens DblBA, Harizmatik and White Sniper with Orders of Glory of the third degree. |
Decree #2 (of the twelfth of October 2008): create the official chronology to make people of the Republic know their country's history. Make knowledge of the important dates obligatory for every citizen of the Republic. Institute the special execution platoon to punish everyone, who needs to be punished. Appoint Minister of the Internal Security commander of execution platoon. |
People's Constitution
In progress...
Punishment.
Misdeed | Treatment |
Killing our member | Shooting down |
Vandalizing our HQ | Warning |
Spam in our HQ | Shooting down |
Even by Radio! | Shooting down |
Repeated commission | Shooting down |
List of awards
Punishment list
Yes it is that. This is the evil People's Republic of DB's Punishment list! If you are here, the only thing you can do is to pray the Saint Oak (the first oak ever appeared on our earth) and ask it to let Citizen Chairman and Minister of Internal Sexurity (funny misprint ^_^) strike you out of the Evil Punishment list. Today it looks like this:
Name | Accusation | Commentary |
Numtini | Vandalizing PRDB headquarters | Sentenced to shooting/axing down |
Matten X | Don't remember the reason. Really. But he is in my contact list. In red colour. So, there WAS a reason. | Warned |
You could be here! | Something bad. Or something good. | Sentenced to an awful end of short life. |
Interesting facts
Interesting facts about our group:
We've got our own religion! Do you know, that there is no God except The Saint Oak and Shannon Foraker is prophet of it. Citizen Chairman is automatically both the political and religious leader: he is appointed the archbishop at the moment of becoming Citizen Chairman. Now archbishop of Republic is Dub3, the First. |
Our first Citizen Chairman has own site! Visit Dub3 and recognize that he is not a man. He is a web based content management system which allows businesses to use the Internet the way it should be; to improve communication, increase brand awareness, support goals and strategies and ultimately make a business more profitable. Did you know it? |
Pidaras2 is not real pidaras. It's a war-time trick to confuse our enemys. |
Nick Dela the Hooda was taken from an anthropomorfic comix |
The conclusion
So, as you can see, we're not absolutely normal men. In fact, we're absolutely abnormal. If you are a psycho and if you are proud of it, you should join us. Together we will rule the Malton! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!