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date=Joined: 2008-10-17 09:55:44 |
date=Joined: 2008-10-17 09:55:44 |
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<td width=40% align=left >Hello there ! Fire arms are somewhat poor here,<br>they only work at pointblank range and I still wonder how...<br>you could manage to miss that close with a shotgun!<br>But we do have good medical science in Malton!<br>Could almost revive a dead !<br>Thats Too bad : so few people know how to use available medicines !<br>Here are some pills for you : take them when you dont feel good, they wont keep you alive if you happen to jump from the top of a tower but <i>you will always stay sane,<br>even when the worst things happen to you</i><br>Oh I almost forgot to tell you :<br>there is also a band of demented people in Malton!<br>They spend their time wrecking the city and eating anything like your neighbours brains by example.<br>Not happy with that, they think I am deranged because I'm not following their brains diet and also they worship an undead banana called Barah or something. When I saw that, I laughted loud and they called me heretic or Life cultist or something !<br>
<td width=50% align=left >Hello there ! Fire arms are somewhat poor here,<br>they only work at pointblank range and I still wonder how...<br>you could manage to miss a target that close with a shotgun!<br>But we do have wonderful medical science in Malton! Amazing they did it:<br>they revived deads with syringues!<br>Thats Too bad : so few people know how to use available medicines !<br>Here are some pills for you : take them when you dont feel good, they wont keep you alive if you happen to jump from the top of a tower but <i>you will always stay sane,<br>even when the worst things happen to you</i><br>Oh I almost forgot to tell you :<br>there is also a band of demented people in Malton!<br>They spend their time wrecking the city and eating anything like your neighbours brains by example.<br>Not happy with that, they think I am deranged because I'm not following their brains diet and also they worship an undead banana called Barah or something. When I saw that, I laughed out loud and they called me heretic or Life cultist or something !<br>
Haha so lets call me a Life Cultist ! :D </td>
Haha so lets call me a Life Cultist ! :D </td>
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OMG so many ignorant people caught mind altering disease lately !
Oh My! so many ignorant people caught what they thought to be a [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Zombie_Dementia mind altering disease] lately !<br>
People please again learn how to keep your brain safe, or at least<br>have your local surgeon give you the basic brain protection neuroimplants.<br>
People please again learn how to keep your brain safe,<br>there are solutions to not catch ZD:<br> please contact your local surgeon to give you the basic brain protection neuroimplants.<br>
<span style="color:red;">Warning</span> there are some scammers like RedRum and BrainROT RUM who performs surgery without license plus they likely to use some bad outdated products.
<span style="color:red;">Warning</span> there are some scammers like RedRum and BrainROT RUM who performs surgery without license<br>plus they likely to use some bad outdated products.


Malton unite against the crazed fellowship of the undead banana !
Malton unite against the crazed fellowship of the undead banana !
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This user knows exactly what to do with a banana
[[Image:Banana_bear.jpg |Malton protester demonstrating disapproval against the cult of the undead banana]].
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Revision as of 19:57, 18 November 2008

Life Cultist
Joined: Joined: 2008-10-17 09:55:44
Character style: Friggin ZKer
Favorite equipment: Banana
Current status:

Dead (and Urban too)(Undead actually)

Group: Life Cultists
Likes: Life Hope Humor
Dislikes: Death
Character Profile Life Cultist
Maltonians like challenges so much they constantly ask for stronger zombies; Zombies enjoy nerfing survivors all the time; You know where all this leads don't you?


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Life Cultist Ankh.jpg They call me
"Life Cultist"
Death cultists will call you that way

unless you bend over to Barrhah !

Hello there ! Fire arms are somewhat poor here,
they only work at pointblank range and I still wonder how...
you could manage to miss a target that close with a shotgun!
But we do have wonderful medical science in Malton! Amazing they did it:
they revived deads with syringues!
Thats Too bad : so few people know how to use available medicines !
Here are some pills for you : take them when you dont feel good, they wont keep you alive if you happen to jump from the top of a tower but you will always stay sane,
even when the worst things happen to you
Oh I almost forgot to tell you :
there is also a band of demented people in Malton!
They spend their time wrecking the city and eating anything like your neighbours brains by example.
Not happy with that, they think I am deranged because I'm not following their brains diet and also they worship an undead banana called Barah or something. When I saw that, I laughed out loud and they called me heretic or Life cultist or something !
Haha so lets call me a Life Cultist ! :D

Oh My! so many ignorant people caught what they thought to be a mind altering disease lately !
People please again learn how to keep your brain safe,
there are solutions to not catch ZD:
please contact your local surgeon to give you the basic brain protection neuroimplants.
Warning there are some scammers like RedRum and BrainROT RUM who performs surgery without license
plus they likely to use some bad outdated products.

Malton unite against the crazed fellowship of the undead banana !

BANANA?

This user knows exactly what to do with a banana Malton protester demonstrating disapproval against the cult of the undead banana.

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