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| |group_image= [[Image:Man in the Bowler Hat.jpg]] | | |group_image= [[Image:Man in the Bowler Hat.jpg]] |
| |group_abbrev= LCGHC | | |group_abbrev= LCGHC |
| |group_membership= Exclusive | | |group_membership= assholes |
| |group_leaders= Lord Curton, Duke D'oeuvre, Lord Thistlewick | | |group_leaders= Lord gay, Duke sucker, Lord little pennis |
| |group_goals= To hunt the most dangerous game... and enjoy the best of company and refreshments whilst doing so. | | |group_goals= To hunt the most dangerous game... and enjoy the best of company and refreshments whilst doing so. |
| |group_recruit= '''Club Member:''' Be a member of the nobility sponsored by an existing club member and meet the approval of the club President. | | |group_recruit= '''Club Member:''' Be a member of the nobility sponsored by an existing club member and meet the approval of the club President. |
| '''Staff:''' Apply to any club member for a staff position. | | '''Staff:''' Apply to any club member for a staff position. |
| |group_contact= Duke D'oeuvre | | |group_contact= Duke Sucker |
| }} | | }} |
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| '''Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club''' is an invitation-only society for members of the peerage who wish to exercise their divinely-granted right to hunt whatever game they wish, including the most dangerous game. Their numbers have never been large, but then that is the price one pays for exclusivity. Good day to you!
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| ==News==
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| ;September 2008
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| *After wishing [[User:RadioSurvivor|Uncle Zeddie]] a fond farewell (minus fanfare) and sharing a few drinks with him and fellow bar patrons, the Club's members have set off once more for parts as yet un-revealed.
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| ;August 2008
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| *The club president, Duke D'oeuvre, and his secretary, Miss <small>Amber "Waves of"</small> Pain, have appeared in a [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9972 recent propaganda film] by [[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] of [[Team Xtreme]]<sup>[sic]</sup>, with Miss Pain performing in a leading role. While we must deplore their furthering the "zombie" myth, we applaud their efforts to show we social reformers in a more positive light. Bravo, Team Xtreme<sup>[sic]</sup>!
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| ==History==
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| Originally formed by [[Mortimer Curton]] and some of his closest friends and associates, the Club has continued its existence through two world wars and numerous restrictions and limitations being placed upon the practice of hunting. Specifics as to membership and activities are vague, but the club was known to meet irregularly in [[Malton]] at [[Curton Mansion]]. After the outbreak in Malton and the subsequent disappearance of [[Aleister Curton]], no club members were known to operate in the city until the re-emergence of Duke D'oeuvre and Lord Thistlewick in the vicinity of Lockettside.
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| ==Organisation==
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| As there is no known means of communication with the world outside Malton, and given the mysterious absence of a number of members, the current club organisation is as follows.
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| ===Membership===
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| {| class="wikitable sortable" style="caption-side:bottom"
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| ! Name and Title || Membership || Position or Roster || Activity
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| | Duke D'oeuvre || Charter Member || President || Active
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| | Miss Pain || Staff Member || Secretary || Active
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| | Marquis LeGrande || Noble Member || Entertainment || Inactive
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| |-
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| | Miss Phair || Staff Member || Hostess || Active
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| |-
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| | Lady L'vapour || Noble Member || Toilette || Active
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| |-
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| | Mr. Cillive || Staff Member || Mortician || Active
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| | Baron Banana || Noble Member || Refreshments || Active
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| | Baron Bloody || Noble Member || Decoration || Active
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| | Mr. T. Behram || Staff Member || Tour Guide || Active
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| | Infante Dipcup || Noble Member || Refreshment || Active
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| | HK 47 || Silicon Staff Member || Interpreter || Active
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| |-
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| | AnimeBot || Silicon Staff Member || Vending Machine/Jukebox || Active
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| |}
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| ''N.B. A Duke should properly be addressed as "His Grace, Duke of [X]" or verbally as "Your Grace". An Earl, or Marquess (Continental: Marquis) may be addressed as either as "Earl or Marquess [X]" or as per the lower peerages. A Count, Viscount, Baron, or Lord should be addressed as "Lord [X]" or verbally, "My Lord".<br/> All staff should, while on duty, properly be addressed by their befitting title, although the Chauffeur is more informally known as "You, boy."''
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| ====Out to Pasture====
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| Alas, some of our members have shuffled off this mortal coil. Where to, nobody will admit to knowing, but their names are recorded herein.
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| {| class="wikitable sortable" style="caption-side:bottom"
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| ! Name and Title || Membership || Position or Roster || Fate
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| | Lord Curton || Charter Member || Proprietor || Inactive
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| | Lord Thistlewick || Charter Member || Vice-President || Burned out
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| | Earl Grey || Member || Refreshment || Went cold
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| | Lord Scone || Member || Refreshment || Ran out of jam
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| | Mr. Vampire'Slayer || Staff Member || Vermin Control || Bit the dust
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| | Mr. Tolkien Black Man || Staff Member || Chauffeur || Convicted of DWB, got 15-20
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| | Count Zaroff || Member || Preservation || Starved to death
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| | Mr. Grimchie || Staff Member || Groundskeeper || Fertilising the lawns
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| | Mr. Giovanni || Staff Member || Welcoming Committee || Cemented
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| | Viscount Vois || Member || Newsletter || Locked out in the greenhouse
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| |}
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| ==Diplomacy==
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| <div style="float: left; max-width: 500px; padding: 4px">Notwithstanding the following disclaimer, the club has a present or past association on some level with the following groups, and holds them in the highest of respect.</div>
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| <div style="float: right">{{Violence}}</div>
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| <div style="float: left">
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| {|
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| *[[Discordian Society]]
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| *[[DORIS]]
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| *[[Flat Earth Society]]
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| *[[Pathetic Bill]]
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| *[[Philosophe Knights]]
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| *[[Red Rum]]
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| *[[Rouge Heart Aces]]
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| *[[Spartans]]
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| *[[Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia]]
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| *[[The Surrealists]]
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| |}
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| </div>
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| ==Policies==
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| <div style="float:left; max-width: 500px; padding: 1px">{{RSoM}}</div>
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| <div style="float:left; max-width: 500px; padding: 1px">{{Fine Art of Malton}}</div>
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| <div style="float:left; max-width: 500px; padding: 1px">{{Gladiatorial Arena Policy}}</div>
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| <div style="float:left; max-width: 500px; padding: 1px">{{HATP}}</div>
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