SAS Ninjas

SAS Ninjas
Abbreviation:	SASN
Group Numbers:	3
Leadership:	Graham Harman
Goals:	Pwning Undead
Recruitment Policy:	Open
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Introduction

The SAS Ninjas spend their time going around and killing undead people, which admittingly is a waste of time because they just get back up again. The SAS already have representatives in Malton, so after a group of amateur civilians and military officers found an abandoned building with SAS combat suits, they decided to name themselves the SAS Ninjas, because they originally mistook them for ninja costumes. Essentially the group imitates the SAS’s look and attitude but lack all the coordination and skill.

Mission

After the outbreak in Malton City, SAS Ninjas are going around shooting zombies in an endless repetitive process. Reviving zombies are a priority too, because we’re not complete jerks and if revives don’t happen then everyone is screwed, not just us.

Current Mission

Defend Shearbank Mall from Mall Tour 2009. Clear zombies from Whippey NT.

Headquarters

The SAS Ninjas do not have permanent headquarters, because all buildings fall to zombies eventually. There is a large emphasis on mobile warfare and the Ninjas will not hesitate to abandon strongholds or loved ones. (Because Ninjas have no loved ones.)

Current temporary headquarters at Stickling Mall

Current Members

Graham Harman, Andrew Trimmer, mittensthescientist

Recruitment

Just add SAS Ninjas to your group name, find a gasmask and add it to your attire. Don’t PK and go about your usual business.

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