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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px white"| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px white"|THE BAMF SQUAD | ||
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* We are looking for an honorary bartender to look over The Kirkland. Preferably one with | * We are looking for an honorary bartender to look over The Kirkland. Preferably one with Tourretts and old-man Conan O'Brien hair. | ||
* We are no longer at war with [[The Streltsy]]. This is not permanent, for as long as "Pulp Fiction is better", hostilities still remain. Bitches. | * We are no longer at war with [[The Streltsy]]. This is not permanent, for as long as "Pulp Fiction is better", hostilities still remain. Bitches. | ||
* "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys is the Boondock Saint's new adopted theme song. | * "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys is the Boondock Saint's new adopted theme song. | ||
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Things are done a little bit differently this time. In order to qualify for the Boondock Saints, you meet the following: | |||
* | * A resident of Roftwood or neighboring suburb. | ||
* | * Pro-Survivor | ||
* | * A BAMF | ||
* ACTIVE. | |||
These are imperative. IMPERATIVE, I TELL YOU. If you have come to these terms, visit the discussion page and post under "Recruitment Offers" forum username and your in game profile link. The Administration has to accept all new forum members manually. | |||
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Revision as of 02:43, 21 January 2009
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Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are the principles that every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption - into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind your shoulder and see us, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish.
You'll often find us around The Kirkland Arms Pub. You're encouraged to come by and have a drink with us. Also, if you really want our attention, you can tie a string to some beer and drag it around the streets of Roftwood.
Things are done a little bit differently this time. In order to qualify for the Boondock Saints, you meet the following:
These are imperative. IMPERATIVE, I TELL YOU. If you have come to these terms, visit the discussion page and post under "Recruitment Offers" forum username and your in game profile link. The Administration has to accept all new forum members manually.
And if you're already a Saint, put this in your wiki page if you'd like.
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