Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers/recruitment

Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers Only YOU can help Dr. Steel take over Malton! Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers is an army dedicated to aiding the citizens of Malton - and having fun while we do it! We redecorate the bland old buildings of Malton with murals of robots and knife-wielding dollies. We slap zombies silly for messing up our playgrounds. We commandeer factories to strengthen the robot army. We shout out with our radios and spraycans to the survivors (and zombies) of the city, sharing Dr. Steel's genius, and showing them how they too can be a part of our wonderful movement. Most of all, we have FUN! Why? Because we don't think life should be about working your ass off just to stay alive long enough to keep on working and staying alive. We believe life should be about fun, not about leading a boring life where you're constantly trying to get the "Employee of the Month" award at your dead-end job. We won't take for the oppression any more and we're taking a stand, with Dr. Steel leading the way! All those who want to join (any level or class) may do so - whether it is preferred to engage in combat or just survive, an open, suitable spot can be found to tailor to one’s needs. It's fast and easy to do your part in helping Dr. Steel take over Malton, and the world! To immediately enlist within the Toy Soldiers, please apply here, and then introduce yourself here. (And of course, put "Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers" - without the quotes, of course - in the group field of your settings.) The Toy Soldiers look forward to receiving and welcoming new members into our ever growing numbers. To a Utopian Playland!