The Randoms/Bravo Squad/SWAT Team

SWAT Team

SWAT Team!®

The new and improved super-elite-mega-cool-tactical-ultra-buckaroo-banzai unit of awesomeness in Bravo Squad!

SWAT Team!®

Be the first on your block to have your elite tactical newspaper emblazoned with the Bravo Squad SWAT Team logo!

SWAT Team!®

No tactical unit has been proven more effective in laboratory testing!

SWAT Team!®

A portion of the proceeds benefits the needy and older citizens.

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• The SWAT Team® logo and title are registered trademarks of Angry Hamish of the Bravo Squad of The Randoms and may not be used or rebroadcast without prior written permission of Angry Hamish, Bravo Squad, and a note from your doctor.

It's FAQ Time!

• What is the SWAT Team?

Read the above. Duh!

• What does SWAT Team do?

We SWAT things! Duh!

• With what do we SWAT?

Why, with our elite tactical newspapers of course!

• Is that all we do?

Nooo. We also shout stuff just before SWATting. Such as the following which Angry Hamish just used on the zombie outside Lascelles Library: "Bad zombie! No more messing on the carpet!"

• How do I join?

Just find Angry Hamish, announce "Oh UltraLord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!" and give him a good SWAT with your newspaper. If accepted, he'll return your SWAT and Christen you in your new SWATness.

• Why are you doing this?

Ahh...err...I don't have parental supervision...and...uhh......SWAT Team!!@!1!