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Group status: Affiliated with nobody - however, looking to join a group. Hit me up on my talk page, should you be interested.
Group status: Affiliated with nobody - however, looking to join a group. Hit me up on my talk page, should you be interested.
==Contact==
{{contact|
UDprofile=[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Flatliner]|
WikiProfile=[[User:Flatliner|Flatliner]]|
Group=[[n/a]]|
AIM=n/a|
MSN=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
e-mail=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
Home=Watford, UK|
}}


==Other things==
==Other things==

Revision as of 13:11, 14 March 2009

Character

This bad motherfucker's profile...

"So I shot this zombie with a flare gun - turns out it wasn't a zombie, but a hobo. Watching this flaming homeless person running about, it...taught me a lesson. We live in trying times. And in these days of strife, it's quite hard to tell the difference between a tramp and a zombie." - Flatliner, on collateral damage and the homeless.

Flatliner seemed to be every inch the stereotypical "G-Man" - suited, booted, and armed. Be it night or day, the suit never seemed to remove his standard-issue sunglasses; a trait which could be deemed as quite comic. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it! Figure THAT one out!

Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of obscene language, depravity, and WHITE...HOT...LEAD! (That paragraph was meant to be said in that deep voice-over that preceeds a film, by the way.)

Current objective: Establish a suitable safehouse in the Honeyfield Motel.

[Objective status: S'all groovy. Barricades at EHB, load of allies present, and even a fuelled generator. All that's needed now is a radio...]

Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.

Group status: Affiliated with nobody - however, looking to join a group. Hit me up on my talk page, should you be interested.

Contact

UDprofile: Flatliner WikiProfile: Flatliner Group: n/a
AIM: n/a MSN: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk e-mail: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk
Home: Watford, UK contact database.

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