Naked Twister Party '09/Fort Perryn/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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These are the demands made by each side during the Summer, 2009 attack on Fort 404/Fort Feral

1. Relinquish your copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". We lent it to you like...4 months ago, and we want it back.
2. Let us spin the spinner in your game of Naked Twister.
3. Send out a harman sacrafaahs. Some of our newbies are hungry.
4. Share with us your supply of honey nut cheereos. WE KNOW YOU HAVE THEM IN THERE!!1
5. Take a n00d picture of Colonel Bustass and slip it under the gatehouse. Then take Bustass and slip HER under the gatehouse so we can feel her magnificent ta-tas.
6. Stop reading Twilight. It's a horrible series and it burns our zarmbah eyes

Response to Demands by 404: Barhah Not Found

1. We're really sorry but we lost it one of those times we were dragged out of a building and it got ransacked.
2. You're welcome to spin our (naked twister) dial any time ;)
3. Done - UweEbola couldn't bring himself to defend a fort and has sacrificed himself outside the gatehouse.
4. We don't have honey nut cheerios, but we do have honey. *wink wink* We buy it in bulk.
5. I saw her (Colonel Bustass) in the gatehouse for like, 1 second, but we'll do our best (to find her).
6. *Googles "Twilight"* MY EYES!

List of humorous/inspirational/historical quotes by survivors

It's ours, do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKIN' DICKS?--Colonel Bustass, July 31 2009, after the retaking of Fort Perryn
Somebody has spraypainted: 404 trenchcoat sale, buy one get one free if VSB! onto a wall.--Unknown defender of Fort Perryn during Naked Twister Party 2009

List of humorous/inspirational/historical quotes by zombies

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a new goal here. I'm not a leader and I don't claim to be, but I think it'll be great fun to do this! Get combat revived. If you don't have freerunning, buy it. Bustass usually hangs out around the armoury, sooooo...get inside the fort, give Colonel Bustass a lulzy speech (preferably declaring war on her group), and then kill her. Brownie points if you touch her ta-tas. WAIT! THERE'S ANOTHER STEP! Once you kill her, SCREENSHOT IT and post it in this thread.--Unnamed zombie attacker, Naked Twister 2009

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 '''[[Feral Undead]] Demands'''
-* 1. Relinquish your copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". We
+* 1. Relinquish your copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". We lent it to you like...4 months ago, and we want it back.
-lent it to you like...4 months ago, and we want it back.
 * 2. Let us spin the spinner in your game of Naked Twister.
 * 3. Send out a harman sacrafaahs. Some of our newbies are hungry.