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Capt Drett was never a firefighter before the breakout. He worked at a cheap hotel, that he no longers cares to remember. However, the outbreak offered him the chance to assume a new life. After a few years hidding out doing nothing, he decided it was time to do something. So, he headed to the local fire department, grabbed an axe and started killing zombies. As time passed, he grew delusional with the survivor efforts. Now, wearing a pretty skirt, he is but a shell of man, who thinks he is a woman. A crazy, psychopathic shell... | |||
Quote: No seriously, that is a pistol? | |||
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===Sir Henry Kissinger=== | ===Sir Henry Kissinger=== | ||
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A former farmer, Henry in a mid-life crisis adopted the title of Sir, to give him interesting stories at the bar. In the first few days of the outbreak, Henry was walking down the street, going | A former farmer, Henry in a mid-life crisis adopted the title of Sir, to give him interesting stories at the bar. In the first few days of the outbreak, Henry was walking down the street, going for his morning coffee. Next thing he knows, it's a few years later and he is munching on his former friends. In all that time, his body and mind has rotted. Now, he is little more than a brains hungry void walking the streets of the Malton. His one remaining emotion is pity for the weaker zombies, who may need help in getting a good meal. Henry stays in the SE corner of Malton, eating brains and dragging survivors to the street. | ||
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In life she was a needle junkie, in death her addiction has changed to brains. She exists only to eat. | In life she was a needle junkie, in death her addiction has changed to brains. She exists only to eat. (This is my lolzed.) | ||
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===Other=== | ===Other=== | ||
I am currently working | I am currently <s>working</s> strongly considering abandoning the idea of draft zombie guide. [[user:captdrett/newzed]] | ||
Revision as of 07:13, 12 December 2009
Welcome Friends and Enemies
Hello, for all you know you, I really am named Capt Drett. Obviously I'm not, but that really isn't too important. So, enjoy your time on my wiki page and don't ask too many questions.
Capt Drett
Capt Drett was never a firefighter before the breakout. He worked at a cheap hotel, that he no longers cares to remember. However, the outbreak offered him the chance to assume a new life. After a few years hidding out doing nothing, he decided it was time to do something. So, he headed to the local fire department, grabbed an axe and started killing zombies. As time passed, he grew delusional with the survivor efforts. Now, wearing a pretty skirt, he is but a shell of man, who thinks he is a woman. A crazy, psychopathic shell...
Quote: No seriously, that is a pistol?
Sir Henry Kissinger
A former farmer, Henry in a mid-life crisis adopted the title of Sir, to give him interesting stories at the bar. In the first few days of the outbreak, Henry was walking down the street, going for his morning coffee. Next thing he knows, it's a few years later and he is munching on his former friends. In all that time, his body and mind has rotted. Now, he is little more than a brains hungry void walking the streets of the Malton. His one remaining emotion is pity for the weaker zombies, who may need help in getting a good meal. Henry stays in the SE corner of Malton, eating brains and dragging survivors to the street.
Quote: ...
i eatz u
In life she was a needle junkie, in death her addiction has changed to brains. She exists only to eat. (This is my lolzed.)
Quote: nom nom
Other
I am currently working strongly considering abandoning the idea of draft zombie guide. user:captdrett/newzed
