User:Johnny Slickfingers

	Roleplaying Notice
	Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

About Me

Full Name: John Archibald Slickfingers

Age: 31

Race: White choclate

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Blue

Height: 6'1"

Wieght: I've been workin' out...

Likes:Long walks on the beach, short walks off of piers, surfing, 80's attire, 80's music, hair gel, Bill and Ted, murder, my reflection.

Dislikes: Cops, Lawyers, Prosecutors, Judges, Jury members, Accountants, Witnesses, Detectives, big dogs, Ex-wives.

Previous occupations

Mcdonalds Janitor in Miami, FL

Fled after police questioning.

Male escort in NYC, NY

Fled after becoming a suspect in 12 murder cases.

Secretary at Richard Archer Personal Enginnering inc. located in Silent Hll.

Fired by his manager, Mr.P.Head, for taking his favorite hat.

Bare handed bull fighter somewhere in Texas

Dissappeared after a month, wanted for questioning.

Chippin Dale dancer in Las Vegas, NV

Vanished after club burned down.

Massage Therapist in Los Angeles, CALI

Caught cheating on his wife, found guilty of over 50 murders.

LA corectional facility

Served one year, given the death penality after killing the prison cook for bad meatloaf.

Executed by firing squad armed with .50 cal machine guns. My body was supposed to be taken to my grandpa,Preston Maximus Alexander Slickfingers, in europe for burial. The plane crashed in Malton, and well, here I am. Get ready for the time of your life(DEATH) dudes!!!!

Templates!!!

	Fair Tactics Player
	Johnny Slickfingers has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.

	Blood Sucking Lawyers
	This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.

	GRAB SOME ASS!!
	This user enjoys sneaking up behind people and fondling their backsides.

	DUDE! It's a Template!
	Johnny Slickfingers has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.

	Honor Among Thieves
	This user supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy.

	Death Cultist
	If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

	Awesome
	This user/group is awesome!

	Beat The Bejesus
	This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...

	What's that thing?
	This user loves showing off their junk, and coercing others to do the same.

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	2 Cola
	This user loves the delicious taste of 2 Cola and loves their delicious advertisements even more. Ahh, refreshing!