User:The Village Mormon

Good day, my name is Mormonpussy. I have recently taken a pleasure in smashing the Emergency Broadcast System in the Coram building. I will be tracking the "score" as I go. I assign points as is to the CORAM group and myself.

CORAM
Finding me - .5 points
Killing me - 1 point
Creative kill bonus - 1 point
Reviving me (in the CORAM group) - -3 points

Me
Destroying the generator - .5 points
Destroying the radio - .5 points
Killing a member of CORAM - 1 point

How it stands so far

Me - 10
Generators destroyed - 8
Radios destroyed - 8
CORAM members PKed - 2
CORAM - 7
Times finding me - 4
Times killing me - 4
Creativity bonuses - 1
Reviving me - 0

The creativity bonus is awarded from me being killed with anything except a firearm, fire axe, or knife. There are plenty of weapons (including your fist), so get me good!

Distance
The further I hide, the more difficult I am to find. Smashing the radio and genny takes me about 20 ap, leaving me 15 to get there and away every night. This makes it too easy for me to hide. Whenever I have a lead of 4(?) or greater, I will be restricted to hiding in the suburb of Lukinswood.

Random blogging.

23:25, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
I wish to give an honest thank you to whoever it was who made my night last night so interesting. It has been a very long time since I ran into a live one, and goodness knows it is more exciting to actually have someone shooting at you rather than just doing a smash and run. That was fun, so, thank you.

00:33, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
Did a smash and grab, updated the points. Now try to find me!

11:54, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
Logged in to find I was PK'ed, and I went to check the profile, and saw it was a member of Red Rum. Sadly, no points to CORAM.

20:40, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
Logged in to find I had been revived, so I ran to Coram and did a quick hit. Tagged the genny and the radio after shouting "Ay yi yi yi yi yi yeeeee!!!!"

02:50, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
The generator was already damaged when I got there. Regardless, I gave it a smash and go.

03:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Wooofff close one tonight. Logged in, smashed, and told Coram that I would not be attacking their stuff on Monday or Tuesday (I may be a griefer, but I don't want to be a troll), and found someone else awake. I swore and ran.

18:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
I have recently been accused of being a zerg with a character "Maupassant". I can assure you that the character is not mine. The only alt I have is in a Necrotech on the other side of the city reviving zombies. I admit that Maupassant is a similar name to Mormonpussy, but ask yourself if I am enough of an idiot to not only zerg, but zerg in a laughably obvious way. The answer is no. I will keep my alt where he is, in a necrotech building, and I will keep Mormonpussy where he is, smashing CORAM stuff.

00:21, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
Smashed up the genny and the radio. Shot up Sgt Raiden down to 30 hp just because I could, and because he stated that I am a zerg.

13:13, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
Took a few days off, longer than I meant to. I care not for sides, but I agree with the killification of Neo-Nazis with extreme killification. Coming back to CORAM and hiding a bit less well. I won't be smashing, but I will be hiding near the building...

00:17, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
Dropped into CORAM and caused some chaos. AP'ed out so I will be stunned if I am still around in 30 minutes. Gave you credit for a very likely kill, will add creativity if applicable when I log back in.