User:Ma'nbagz

Bespoke Murderism It's pantomime season. Always and forever.[1] Not much is known about the origins of the clown-masked killer Manbagz, beyond the fact that he is a stone cold psychopath with an impeccable taste in both bespoke tailored suits and expensive Havana cigars. He is primary representative of the ʞomedians[2], a Phasmatis ex Machina special black op.s unit for the group Aesthetic Judgment. Manbagz epitomises ʞomedianism: he is dangerously unhinged mentally, prone to entirely unprovoked random killing sprees and acts of vandalism— yet simultaneously eloquent, capable of extensive debate on the socio-political implications of his psychotic nihilism and deeply protective of those few 'whitelisted people' he calls friends. Those who hire him for 'dirty work' find him an exactingly precise mercenary, efficient to the point of a machine. He believes in fulfilling a blood oath, regardless of the odds. Manbagz has been heard to expouse that just as there is no point to a joke without a punchline, there is no point to maintaining a suspension of disbelief that organic/necrotic life/unlife in Malton will find anything but a sad, tedious equilibrium. He considers his existence to be the embodiment of a metaphor. If you wish to hire Manbagz to do some dirty work, please proceed to the Contract Kill agreement. If you wish to know more about Manbagz' modus operandi or possibly join him in his ultraviolent works, click through to the K is for Komedy group page. If you wish to speak to Manbagz, please select either Cellphone or Talkpage.

--Ma'nbagz 01:17, 2 April 2010 (BST)