User:Ma'nbagz

Bespoke Murderism It's pantomime season. Always and forever.[1] Not much is known about the clown-masked killer Manbagz, beyond the fact that he is a stone cold psychopath with an impeccable taste in both Savile Row tailored suits and fine Havana cigars. He is the ultra-violent mind behind K is for Komedy, a Phasmatis ex Machina experimental death unit that evolved out of the group Aesthetic Judgment. He is also rumoured to be working on a masterpiece mall massacre project: Ark Lily Leper Manbagz epitomises ʞomedianism: he is dangerously unhinged mentally, prone to entirely unprovoked random killing sprees and acts of vandalism— yet simultaneously eloquent, capable of extensive (if somewhat non-sequitor) debate on the socio-political implications of his psychotic nihilism and deeply protective of those few 'whitelisted people' he calls friends. Those who hire him for 'dirty work' find him an exactingly precise mercenary, efficient to the point of a machine. He believes in fulfilling a blood oath, regardless of the odds. Manbagz has been heard to expouse that just as there is no point to a joke without a punchline, there is no point to maintaining a suspension of disbelief that organic/necrotic life/unlife in Malton will find anything but a sad, tedious equilibrium. He considers his existence to be the embodiment of a metaphor. So what's with the clown mask? In the beginning it was a clone-killing thing. Manbagz was a core member of Aesthetic Judgment— non-descripts all look the same: vacant spaces, evacuated identities. The mask symbolised laughter in the face of empty terror. Later it became the face of terror laughing— 'Whoever battles monsters should take care not to become a monster too, for if you stare long enough into the Abyss, the Abyss stares also into you...' If you wish to know more about Manbagz' modus operandi or form alliance with his murderous works, click through to the K is for Komedy group page. If you wish to speak to Manbagz, please select either Cellphone[2] or Talkpage[3].