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-Guns are icky and we'd rather not use them; but some trenchies and zombies simply don't get that "No" means "No." | -Guns are icky and we'd rather not use them; but some trenchies and zombies simply don't get that "No" means "No." | ||
-Our chief weapons are ice cream, toppings, and cones. Ever see a zombie with | -Our chief weapons are ice cream, toppings, and cones. Ever see a zombie with the sharp end of a cone jammed in it's eye socket? It's hysterically funny. | ||
-We hand out FAKs to most everyone. Everyone is defined as both survivors (except trenchies) and zombies alike. Why? Because you touch yourself at night. | -We hand out FAKs to most everyone. Everyone is defined as both survivors (except trenchies) and zombies alike. Why? Because you touch yourself at night. |
Revision as of 19:05, 24 July 2010
The Mission
Fed up with all the lame drama of most survivor groups we, the lovely and wonderful ladies (and lads) of Team Ice Cream, have dedicated ourselves to the craft of making superior frozen desserts and first aid. We have no real leaders. We FAK who, when and where we like, without concern for the petty politics of other survivor groups. We recognize no group's claim on any resources in Malton. We shall go where we will, saving lives and treating the masses to some frozen goodness.
Methods
-Guns are icky and we'd rather not use them; but some trenchies and zombies simply don't get that "No" means "No."
-Our chief weapons are ice cream, toppings, and cones. Ever see a zombie with the sharp end of a cone jammed in it's eye socket? It's hysterically funny.
-We hand out FAKs to most everyone. Everyone is defined as both survivors (except trenchies) and zombies alike. Why? Because you touch yourself at night.