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I am Harold Max. | I am Harold Max. | ||
I have always lurked among you, like maggot in | I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator. | ||
Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers. | Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers. | ||
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Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots. | Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots. | ||
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I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :< | |||
Revision as of 06:59, 11 August 2010
I am Harold Max.
I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator.
Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers.
Their name is Cult of the Crocodile.
They worship the hated crocodile and spread their malicious lies about one true god.
I and i alone will restore our dark god and smash Crocodiles intestines beneath my feet like rotten grapes.
Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots.
tl;dr I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :<
