User talk:Boocat/Sandbox

[Here's some hate-mail I received from a frightened little man. I left it up so you could enjoy it, too:]

You know what I like most about Sarah Palin? That she isn't brown. Brown people scare me. They're so... shifty. --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 23:53, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

The south will rise again, man! Fight the power! Protect our rights to legally discriminate against people who could never get into our country club! --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 23:54, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

I'm such a big fan of Sarah Palin, too! She'll protect me from all those fake "americans" who love "facts" and other things that are anti-God! God and country, man! --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 23:58, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

Sarah Palin 2012-2013½! --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 23:59, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

Sarah Palin's Stands on The Issues

My favorite part of Sarah Palin's platform is that she'll protect us from gay people! I learned on Fox News, The Only Trusted Name In News, that gay people are going to sneak into my house and take my candy! The Gays don't have the right to candy, that's not in The Constitution! --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 00:02, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

I capitalized "The Constitution" because it's such an integral part of our history! My favorite part is when Our Founding Fathers established Christianity as our nation's religion! --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 00:03, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

It's right there in the original text- "One nation under God!" Take that, LIEberals! --Money-Grubbing Neocon Hack 00:05, 21 February 2011 (UTC)