User:K4Anarky

Welcome to [ME]!!

Life and stuff:

Nothing much... Eaten on the third day. I bumped into Tompson Mall, fell in with The Dead and toured with them for a while. I raided malls, ate a few. Got combat revived somewhere near Caiger, then ironically zerged for [Caiger Mall Survivors http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Caiger_Mall_Survivors] for a while killing off bad guys and death cultists. I was killed by some petty revenge plot, and I fell back in with The Dead for another while. I decided to catch Brain Rot for some reason; which I regretted to this day.

Then one day I just found myself in a pub and wanted to see The Bank for my own eyes. Meet all sorts of interesting people on the way, joined miscellaneous groups, participated in some pointless war in Pasheton and died for a REALLY long time as the result.

When I got to Ridleybank, I realized: Death is boring and people are stupid! So I decided to sit back and enjoy the serenity in the beating heart of the apocalypse; where no one would give a damn to shoot you in the back.

...And for some reason, I am now a heavily-armed cookie. :D ... I was intrigued (or more exactly, talked into) by the ancient call of the dough to transform The Bank into a cake. Pretty much impossible at this point, since all members are scattered except only a very few that I only knew through mentioning. But nevertheless, I'm proud to be a part of this silly group. And maybe it can be a start of something.

	I Ate Tompson Mall!
	This user helped put Tompson Mall In Zombie Hands.

	I Ate Caiger Mall!
	This user helped put Caiger Mall In Zombie Hands.

	Full of Crap
	I thinks that everyone is full of crap.

	Dont do it.
	Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

	... Wha?
	This user just doesn't care.