Talk:HM Government

I wish to complain

pursuing our environmental policy by eliminating polluting generators

What is Dave Cameron's response to this damning evidence of him doing precisely the opposite? His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  23:41, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Dave Cameron would like to point out that he feels you are being very selective with the truth. He of course had to fuel the generator to enable it to be efficiently destroyed, an act he carried out with aplomb, all be it shortly after destroying you. He is willing to let your flagrant misrepresentation of the facts slide on this occasion due to you, uh, being dead when he did it.

A second generator has now been put in that building by the trenchie that attacked Jess. He will be found and taxed later assuming you don't choose to show your dissatisfaction with Dave's policy decisions prior to the election. We Conservative's will not stand for people abusing women! Gordon 16:59, 23 March 2011 (UTC) (Spokesman to Dave Cameron MP.)

YOUR BUDGET IS TERRIBLE AND I HATE YOU!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:45, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

If you wish to make your dissatisfaction with his budget known I believe George Osborne is holding surgeries around the Shearbank and Roachtown areas at the moment. Both Dave Cameron and Nicholas Clegg are also in the Shearbank vicinity if you wish to speak to either of us regarding the budget. Be warned, Nicholas Clegg is likely to try and enforce the new rise in brainz duty immediately but due to his current state of being unundead Dave Cameron may be open to giving you an adhoc stimulus package. In the form of bullets.

I have taken up my complaint with Dave Cameron directly. While I must disapprove of your interference in local government, I must say that I admire your willingness to make yourselves accessible for direct feedback. As satisfaction has been provided, if there are no more similar incidents I am willing to call the situation resolved.
However, there is the mysterious matter of my missing memory of last night, the lump on my head when I awoke this morning, sans wallet, and the mysterious presence of Dave Cameron inside the same nightclub I had frequented the night before along with said wallet… completely baffling, I'm sure you'll agree. His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  06:40, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

With regards to your forgetfulness, Dave Cameron resents the implication he detects that he is in some way responsible for the loss of your wallet. Dave was a witness to your cold blooded assassination at the hands of this character, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=939105 and in fact was planning to avenge you had you waited to show your political dissatisfaction at the ballot box. We may be political rivals but we can't have the lower classes getting uppity and trying to start a revolution now can we?

Dave Cameron would like to thank you for your donation of lead and subsequent help in returning him to his usual form, it has been noted in the register of members interests. Your actions enabled him to quickly collect some taxes, somewhat fatally for the voters concerned! Should you ever require the assistance of Dave's administration on dealing with the uneducated, undoubtedly Labour voting masses, please do get in touch. Gordon 18:21, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Ah! Then, please, do convey my appreciation to him. If he has any photographs of the fellow in action then those would be helpful, but hardly necessary to what must now be my efforts to recover my possessions. Happy to be of service, and rest assured that this prompt and courteous service has significantly improved my disposition in re HM Government. Likewise, feel free to get in touch at any time. His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  01:19, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

Despite not taking a photograph at the time, Dave Cameron is fortunately in possession of the UDelorean script and so was able to travel back in time to capture the evidence of your murder with intent to rob. The actual time of this photo was 24/03/2011 at 2:14am GMT. Dave trusts this will assist the recovery of your belongings, though he fears your money may have already been spent on trenchcoats, uzis and katanas.Gordon 11:35, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

Um, excuse me? I was wondering if you are accepting new members? I'm a semi-experienced player who, after searching the wiki for "Government" found your page here. Was wondering if you guys are still active? I've rolled up a zombie character, complete with The Lord of Lords name, and semi-accurate description :) ID#=1988500 and I've been wanting to try a dedicated zombie character for a while, any chance of joining a group for the duration?The Lord Strathclyde 6:34PM, 18 Nov 2011

GSGM 2013

I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our our information page. Thanks. Penny Wise 01:50, 25 October 2013 (BST)

Because your group hasn't responded within a month, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 15:11, 26 November 2013 (UTC)