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We at BIGGER MORTICE fondly remember a founding member AMIASHEEP, ewe will recal he was direct in his strategy, not vague or WOOLY, and had a fierce temper, especially toeards little HOMUNCUBIS | We at BIGGER MORTICE fondly remember a founding member AMIASHEEP, ewe will recal he was direct in his strategy, not vague or WOOLY, and had a fierce temper, especially toeards little HOMUNCUBIS | ||
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We at BIGGER MORTICE fondly remember a founding member AMIASHEEP, ewe will recal he was direct in his strategy, not vague or WOOLY, and had a fierce temper, especially toeards little HOMUNCUBIS
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== THE BIGGER MORTICE ==
| Bigger Mortice | |
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| Abbreviation: | BM |
| Group Numbers: | To Be Announced on Sky News 24 |
| Leadership: | SCATMAN JOIN |
| Goals: | To Follow the Scatman Join |
| Recruitment Policy: | Everyone but DH |
| Contact: | Via our talk page |
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Bigger Mortice |
| Bang! Bang! You’re zed! |
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ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!! |
| This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more. |
NEW POST - WE ARE REVIVED AND JOINED STRONGER THAN EVER - OUR GLUE IS SET, OUR DOVETAILS ARE SMOOTH, OUR TENONS ARE EXPOSEE'D, WE ARE CRAFTED OF MARRINIUM AND ZOG HAS PLANED A FLAT OUT - look out dragonshed if yer still survive and are still bleating, we remember, we recall, we are legion
We are The Bigger Mortice. We are ex-carpenters, some of us alive, some of us dead. We all have joints of one description or another.
Our mission? To carve up a certain PK'r group into naught but chippings. To glue them back together in a more aesthetic and pleasing fashion. To route their leaders, to chop them out, to pare away their rank-and-file until they give up and fade away.
We are few, but many. We are filled with righteous fire against a certain PK'r group that will remain un-named, at least until it is DESTROYED.
We adore Brown Pinafores, they are manly and hide the blood.
WE. ARE. LEGION.
Among our glorious ranks: a scarab beetle, Chavmaster Bling, Count St Germaine, dragonshed, Fatman Tron, Jamjar Wasp Trap, Peter Cook's wit, Tinfoil Hat, your hand, your sense of self.
Our enemies
Dragonhead, dragonhead, dragonhead. These are the only players we PK. They are griefers and PKers and they are our enemy. All other players and groups are safe. Have a nice day y'all. --Zombiek 22:23, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
UPDATE: We are currently enjoying a truce with our old enemies dragonhead. Some losers keep wittering about the rogues gallery and hitting us with newspapers, small pebbles, dead kittens and the like, but we only PK our enemies. If you're not our enemy, you have nothing to fear.--Zombiek 10:25, 8 June 2008 (BST)
New Mall Policy
To ensure mall stability, we shall not PK our sworn enemies within Lumber Mall itself. If our war restarts, we will, of course, be executing enemies elsewhere.
Many thanks to all our supporters. --Zombiek 10:26, 8 June 2008 (BST)
THE HOPE REMAINS OF RECONCILIATION WITHOUT ADDED THREADS
Bigger Mortice founder members request a cessation to the ending of friendship. WE believe that platonic relationships are good, and true, (and often more pure than others). We theerefore request an application of marketing and interpersonal fundamentals, and a return to what was. One small email . . . . . One large step for ????kind . . . . --Amiasheep 20:19, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Let the celebrations begin! --Zombiek 19:23, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
A LEADER!
A leader has ARISEN from the dark ranks of the undead! He is our stave against the evil that is Dragonhead. He weareth the Brown Overall of High Office. He is SCATMAN JOIN. Tremble at the mighty Moustache of Zarg! He is wise and sage, and he advises most insightfully upon the ruination strategy of the PK+Zerger+ZK+Hypocrit group of Dragonhead. We are dedicated to and elevated by his war chant: "Bebopdebebopscattedebopdepopplepopbodeedeebedweedeepoplebop".
Membership
We are Bigger Mortice
We are everywhere in Fryerbank
We have many alts created as spies
Most every low level player you see in Fryerbank reports directly to us
We ARE legion . . . . .
Ethics
We will CHISEL away at our favourite 'THICK PLANKS' until nothing is left of them
We are PLANE people, we love doing a good TURN to others
Our hero is Jim LATHE'am
We like to sun ourselves on the BEECH
To paraphrase someone we know only too well . . . . .
Dictionary Definition is a telling one . . . .
The nearest actual word to a certain PK'ing tart:
The concept of a Homunculus (Latin for "little man")
HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHhahahahaHAHAHahahahaHAHhAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa ! (Head falls off at this point!)--Amiasheep 13:49, 2 July 2007 (BST)
How very accurate the dictionary is. ;-)--Zombiek 18:22, 2 July 2007 (BST)
Announcements
- We ADORE the phrase: "PK'ing Tart", and will embroider it on our pinnies from henceforth.
Fear ye the chipper!
The chipper is coming! The chipper is coming! Slice, slice, slice!
To get in contact
- Bang your head against your desk until it bleeds
- Repeat
OR
subscribe to "Mein Scatf", The words of our illustrious leader, immortalised in SCAT. (No, not that 'scat' ! He is aboveth that)
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Short-wave Radio Info |
| This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: 27.11 MHz |
We don’t like you
Are you our enemy? You'll soon find out! 
PK'ing Tarts ! ! !
- This is our watchword.
Our stance
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Player Killer |
| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing. |
