User:WalterKrenshaw

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."'

Walter Krenshaw sleepwalking (above) and enjoying a pre-outbreak show (below). Not pictured: pants.

Jack Yocum's Local Yokels

Up-to-date May 2018 A directory of Jack's zerg accounts adapted from CarelessWill's page. Let me know if you have any additions. Name ID Doctor Celmare 1773269 Officer Croyden 1773273 Assistant Sloss 1773278 Rez Ded Lab 1773341 Zom Noob 1773353 Doctor Healzor 1773361 Neck Tech 1773683 Hunter of America 1777583 Super Allstar Hero 1777746 Regis Pennyworth 1777756 Vampire Zom 1778197 Rotter One 1778199 Racket Jockey 1778200 Rubicon the Scat Man 1778392 Sgt Stiglitz 1778491 Edward Dalton 1778518 Dr Arthur Heller 1778571 Corporal Kirchner 1778659 Happy Branagan 1778680 Son of Flying Pig 1779598 Fight Man 1779857 Concord Dawn 1783021 Jack Alamo 1783035 The Horizon Man 1783043 Alamo Cody 1784055 Emergency Broadcast 1790235 Captain Dino 2034478 Captain Antilles 2034479 Elijah Dredd 2036049 Agent Scout 2036052 Major Solo 2036055 Doctor Tyme Lorde 2036061 Tonka Travers 2036066 Ivan Dragonov 2036233 Lore Malakai 2036260 Hotshot McGee 2036465 Kid in the Hall 2036524 Jerry SizzIer 2036527 Kid Medco 2036723 Mr Toasties 2036727 HMS Malton 2084348 Jack Yocum 2155626 New Goth Store Owner 2206547 The Goth Store Owner 2206553 bpeII 2207773 The ReaI Spad 2207776 bpelI 2207778 bpeIl 2207781 Ghost of the Library 2207788 Ghost of the Mall 2208489 WaIter Krenshaw 2208758 emPathetic BiII 2208978 emPathetic BiIl 2208980 emPathetic BilI 2208981 The Redoubtable Zero 2219911 Superman Steel 2220380 Derek Custer 2223091 Goth Store Security 2223095 Goth Store Tailor 2223685 The Great Jack Yocum 2223873 Goth Store Trainee 2223992 Mayor of Yagoton 2225725 Curator of Nation 2225774 Filling the Void 2225979 CarelessWill 2226142 Aichon 2234810 Orison FIynt 2236448 Nation Library Zergs 2236612 Hate the Sun Cult 2287871 Night Cultist Bob 2288131 EIias Barnes 2288219 RheinhoId 2288261 Eric WoIton 2288266

CarelessWill's original list and comments below with profile links added. Notes for my failing memory: Mr Jack Yocum, known to his friends as "Biff", controls the following characters, and presumably many more (Including the members of the now-defunct "Grave Diggers"): Agent Scout,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Alamo Cody,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Assistant Sloss,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Captain Antilles,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Captain Dino,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Concord Dawn,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Corporal Kirchner,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Doctor Celmare,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Doctor Healzor,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Doctor Tyme Lorde,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Dr Arthur Heller,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Edward Dalton,SuspectedZergs, Vagabond zergs Elijah Dredd,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Emergency Broadcast,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Fight Man,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Happy Branagan,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Hotshot McGee,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Hunter of America,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Jack Alamo,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Kid in the Hall,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Lore Malakai,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Major Solo,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Mr Toasties,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Neck Tech,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Officer Croyden,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Racket Jockey,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Regis Pennyworth,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Rez Ded Lab,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Rotter One,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Rubicon the Scat Man,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Sgt Stiglitz,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Son of Flying Pig,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Super Allstar Hero,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs The Horizon Man,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Tonka Travers,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Vampire Zom,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Zom Noob,SuspectedZergs,Vagabond zergs Amongst his notable achievements have been his wiki vandalism, hiring legal counsel to sue the sysops, and being terrible at Urban Dead. He continues to claim innocence of zerging, and goes to great lengths to clear his name of any sort of accusation against him, even Radio spamming, PKing, GKing, RKing, Over-Barricading, and griefing survivors (all of which he engages in with his zerg army).