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| |colspan=2 style="background: #C9BE62; color: black; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''Sir WV'''
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Group'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''[[Philosophe Knights]]''.
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"| ''Le Penseur''
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''To annihilate Malton's ignorant, apathetic, and uneducated.''
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[http://philosopheknights.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=473 ''For future Philosophe Knights'']
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Rank'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''Philosophe''
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| Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
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| Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires.
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| Hey man, you know you're never coming back.
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| Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks....
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| On a gathering storm comes
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| a tall handsome man
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| in a dusty black coat with
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| a red right hand.
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| He'll wrap you in his arms,
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| tell you that you've been a good boy.
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| He'll rekindle all the dreams
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| it took you a lifetime to destroy.
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| He'll reach deep into the hole,
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| heal your shrinking soul but there won't be a single thing that you can do.
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| He's a god, he's a man,
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| he's a ghost, he's a guru.
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| They're whispering his name
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| through this disappearing land.
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| But hidden in his coat
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| is a red right hand.
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| You don't have no money?
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| He'll get you some.
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| You don't have no car? He'll get you one.
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| You don't have no self-respect,
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| you feel like an insect......
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| Well don't you worry buddy,
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| cause here he comes through the ghettos and the barrio
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| and the bowery and the slum.
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| A shadow is cast wherever he stands.
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| Stacks of green paper in his
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| red right hand.
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| You'll see him in your nightmares,
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| you'll see him in your dreams.
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| He'll appear out of nowhere but
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| he ain't what he seems.
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| You'll see him in your head,
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| on the TV screen.
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| And hey buddy, I'm warning
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| you to turn it off.
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| He's a ghost, he's a god,
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| he's a man, he's a guru.
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| You're one microscopic cog
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| in his catastrophic plan.
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| Designed and directed by
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| his red right hand.
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| He'll extend his hand, real slowly for a shake.
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| You'll see it coming toward you, real slowly for a shake.
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| (Grabbing at your peril buddy?) cause you know you ain't
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| getting near much as he will take.
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| He's a...
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| He's mumbling words you can't understand.
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| He's mumbling words behind his red right hand.
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| '''''Lyrics to Red Right Hand by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds'''''
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| | colspan="3" style="background: #009e49; text-align: center; -moz-border-radius:6px" | '''''The following was taken directly from 25-page internal police report about one of Malton's serial killers.
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| |style="width: 33%"|The report was obtained by Channel 4 News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.
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| ''I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the [[Philosophe Knights]]. His attacks seem to be random and he will kill at the drop of a hat. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask with what appears to be a star over the left eye. Nor do we know where he hides. Witness' have claimed that he wears a red glove on his right hand and surveillance cameras have caught images of him in a worn and ragged black coat. He should be considered armed and dangerous. If he's not stopped soon, more lives will be lost.''
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| ==Notoriety and History==
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| '''23rd May 2008''' - ''Le Penseur was reported to the RG for the first time today. I admit that it took longer than I was expecting but what is done is done.''
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| '''26th April 2008''' - ''Took up arms against [[The Imperium]]''. ''War is being waged in [[Gibsonton]].''
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| '''14th April 2008''' - ''Helping with the '''Mourniversary of Charlton Heston''', an operation within the boarders of [[Lockettside]] to punish those responsible for the death of [[DORIS]]'s "NRA Messiah". Logged Le Penseur's first kill, & a zerger at that.''
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| '''12th February 2008''' - ''Created as a clone of the Philosophe Knight "a whale's vagina", '''Le Penseur''' emerges from the [[Hebditch Building]] in [[North Blythville]]. Originally dazed by his recent re-birth but also able to recall the memories of his past life, he immediately seeks out his fellow Knights for answers.''
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| '''[[User:Sir WV/Kills|Reeducation]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''A list of all kills made in the name of knowledge''</small>
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| '''[[User:Sir WV/Events|Events]]'''<br/>
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| <small>''PKer events that Le Penseur has taken part in.''</small>
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| '''My other UD characters'''
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| *''[[Sir_WV/Whale|The Original Sir WV]]''
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| *''[[User:Sir_WV/WC|War Criminal]]''
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| *''[[Sir_WV/MV|Mud Vayne]]''
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| ''There are others that I seldom play also, but their names are my little secret.''</small>
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| I support [[User:Sir_WV/policies|'''''these''''']] policies!
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| [[Sir_WV/awards|'''''Le Penseur's Awards''''']]
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| </small>
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| ''All discussion should be kept on the [[User_talk:Sir WV|discussion page]] or the main page or on the forum.''
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| </small>
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