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Revision as of 17:37, 12 October 2008
| People's Republic of DB | |
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| Abbreviation: | PRDB |
| Group Numbers: | 6 (Highest 10) |
| Leadership: | Dub3 |
| Goals: | Bring some fun in your boring life, protect and wide own territory |
| Recruitment Policy: | Go to headquarters and ask Dub3 or anyone else |
| Contact: | Dub3 |
About us
Welcome to the People's Republic of DB. We are a small group of enthusiasts, who don't want to exist for combat but for getting fun from the game. We live in New Arkham and operate in Foulkes Village sometimes. People's Republic of DB is a peaceful organiztion and doesn't fight with groups of zombies or hostil survivors as long as they don't attack us. The foundation of our existance is humour and we are going laugh at any pretensions to us. If you are interested in joining the republic, all you have to do to is change your group to People's Republic of DB, and become a contact of Dub3.
Our plans
We have a headquarter building located in New Arkham and a small zone of operating. We are going to build a radio station and begin the radio broadcasting throughout some suburbs of Malton. That broadcasting will be an experiment and if people will listen to us every day we'll consider the experimnt lucky. Otherwise, the fail wouldn't be the end of the world, if we'll face it with humour. The testing had begun and if you want to here our voices in any part of the city, tune your radio to 28.57, and enjoy! Some people think, we're crazy. And they are right. But what does mean insanity for us? Being mad is quite funny as long as you're not in the lunatic asylum. Enjoy this!
Our structure
As any fanatic organization, People's Republic of DB has a strict organization. In the head of organization stands the powerful Citizen Chairman, who is relying on the ministry cabinet. The most important ministers are: Minister of Finance (charged with any administrative questions), Minister of Health (charged with the health of our members, prevents us from being zombies), Public Relations Minister (socialises with our friends and enemies), Minister of Supply (charged with the supply (strangely!)), Minister of Internal Security (punishes members, who argues with Citizen Chairman), Minister of Defence (charged with the barricading of our buildings), Minister for Foreign Affairs (socialises with our zombie-friends. Mrh?) and Supreme Commander-in-Chief (coordinates our military forces (anyone with an axe or pistol belong the military forces). If you come to us and tell us that an important minister isn't in this list, that post will appear there and you will become a Minister. But remember that business always comes with the status. In the Republic all members have also a military ranking, which is based on the real rankings. Here is the list:
| Ensign |
| Lieutenant |
| Lieutenant-commander |
| Commander |
| Commodore |
| Rear-Admiral |
| Vice-Admiral |
| Admiral |
Your ranking shows your contribution to the development of our group and serves only as your personal status. Be proud of it!
Our members
The list of the citizens of People's Republic of DB:
| Name | Rank | Post |
| Dub3 | Vice-Admiral of the Green | Citizen Chairman of DB |
| Pidaras2 | Rear-Admiral of the Green | Minister of Finance |
| Dela the Hooda | Rear-Admiral of the Brown | Minister of Health |
| DblBA | Rear-Admiral of the Brown | Minister of the Internal Security |
| Harizmatik | Rear-Admiral of the Brown | Minister of Supply |
| White Sniper | Commodore | Supreme Commander-in-Chief |
People of the Republic, who died, serving the Republic
| dub26 | dub27 | dub32 | dub44 | dub38 | dub39 | dub52 | dub60 | dub70 | dub82 | dub87 | dub40 | dub105 | dub92 | dub98 | dub107 |
May their memory live forever. Great honour to our heroes! All of them are made People's Heroes and are given Medals of Glory (posthumous) - Citizen Chairman's decree of the twelfth of October 2008.
Punishment list
Yes it is that. This is the evil People's Republic of DB's Punishment list! If you are here, the only thing you can do is to pray the Saint Oak (the first oak ever appeared on our earth) and ask it to let Citizen Chairman and Minister of Internal Sexurity (funny misprint ^_^) strike you out of the Evil Punishment list. Today it looks like this:
| Name | Accusation | Commentary |
| Numtini | Vandalising PRDB headquarters | Sentenced to warning |
| Matten X | Don't remember the reason. Really. But he is in my contact list. In red colour. So, there WAS a reason. | Sentenced to warning |
| You could be here! | Something bad. Or something good. | Sentenced to an awful end of short life. |
The conclusion
So, as you can see, we're not absolutely normal men. In fact, we're absolutely abnormal. If you are a psycho and if you are proud of it, you should join us. Together we will rule the Malton! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
