User:Lifecultist

Life Cultist Joined: Joined: 2008-10-17 09:55:44 Character style: Friggin ZKer Favorite equipment: Banana Current status: Dead (and Urban too)(Undead actually) Group: Life Cultists Likes: Life Hope Humor Dislikes: Death Character Profile Life Cultist

Maltonians like challenges so much they constantly ask for stronger zombies; Zombies enjoy nerfing survivors all the time; You know where all this leads don't you?

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They call me "Life Cultist" Death cultists will call you that way unless you bend over to Barrhah !

Hello there ! Fire arms are somewhat poor here, they only work at pointblank range and I still wonder how... ...you could manage to miss a target that close with a shotgun! But we do have wonderful medical science in Malton! Amazing they did it: they revived deads with syringues! Thats Too bad : so few people know how to use available medicines ! Here are some pills for you : take them when you dont feel good, they wont keep you alive if you happen to jump from the top of a tower but you will always stay sane, even when the worst things happen to you Oh I almost forgot to tell you : there is also a band of demented people in Malton! They spend their time wrecking the city and eating anything like your neighbours brains by example. Not happy with that, they think I am deranged because I'm not following their brains diet and also they worship an undead banana called Barah or something. When I saw that, I laughed out loud and they called me heretic or Life cultist or something ! Haha so lets call me a Life Cultist ! : D

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Oh My! so many ignorant people caught what they thought to be a mind altering disease lately ! People please again learn how to keep your brain safe, there are solutions to not catch ZD: please contact your local surgeon to give you the basic brain protection neuroimplants. Warning there are some scammers like RedRum and BrainROT RUM who perform surgery without license plus they have been reported to use outdated even rotted products and inappropriate tools ->

unsuitable scalpel

wrong anesthetics

Malton unite against the crazed fellowship of the undead banana !

BANANA?

This user knows exactly what to do with a banana .

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