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== '''List of Illustrious and Gentlemanly Feral Survivors (add your profile)''' == | == '''List of Illustrious and Gentlemanly Feral Survivors (add your profile)''' == | ||
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* [http://http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=382208 Doc Groucho], former Mad Scientist. | * [http://http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=382208 Doc Groucho], former Mad Scientist. | ||
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Revision as of 05:44, 16 December 2008
Feral Survivors | |
Abbreviation: | FS |
Group Numbers: | Whatever the Game Stats say |
Leadership: | None (founded by Doc Groucho) |
Goals: | To survive and thrive |
Recruitment Policy: | Free for all |
Contact: | Radio or talk page |
Feral Survivors
Malton had thousands of common citizens, including young people, blue collars, vendors, businessmen, homeless and investors in Beauty Therapies, that were heavily struck by the outbreak.
As time went by, they were forgotten, if not despised, by many military, paramilitary and scientific organizations concerned only about defending their own turfs and fighting their wars for power and glory.
Thus, they were left with only two choices: to turn feral or die.
Feral Men and Women, or The Day to Day Life in Malton After the Outbreak
Short-wave Radio Info | |
This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: Like the district. Keep an ear too to 25.96 MHz |
There is one fundamental truth about a zombie outbreak: when a mob of immortal oozy corpses are trying to chew off many of those members and appendixes you grew so attached to, you have to acknowledge that you aren't in control anymore.
Some pretend that they can defeat the zombies with a combination of Ancient Chinese warfare and butterfly kicks, but those master plans rarely acknowledge that somebody, lost in a remote corner of Malton, can be trapped in a banana factory with a hundred zombies knocking at the door, no weapon but an outdated newspaper, and unable to use a fancy solar-powered wireless laptop to call the Chuck Norris Squad or make some Lolzeds.
Since they must be able to survive on their own, survivors that go feral give more credit to their own eyes, use what the streets and the darkness give, and scrap and share every bit of information they get from a broken radio or a gloomy spraypaint. They know no Sgt. Honcho will ever be there to tell them why they shouldn't leave a death-rattling zombie at their back.
Identifying a Feral Survivor
Oddly, some feral survivors actually identify themselves as Feral Survivors. But, in any case, their behaviour can also betray them:
- Leadership, as it could be expected by their radical, wild, irrational attitude, is often granted to those that know what they do, and where they are, and how does one get out of here.
- They rush factories to get tools, generators and fuel. They rush other resource buildings to pack what they need. Then they abandon them. They sleep inside any tall, useless building. They never wake up when you scream.
- You never get a revive by looking at them with big, trembling eyes. Now, if you tear apart their barricades, claw madly at them and drool yellow ichor all over their last taco from that expired pack they got in the mall, they are going to stab you with whatever they have at hand.
- Many are often overburdened with radio transmitters, which they can't get in the remote suburbs where they often roam. If they install one at your block, be sure you don't dare to touch it or even retune it.
- Feral fashion is somewhat clashing. They do that to confuse some Very-Macho Warriors of the Post-Apocalypse that measure people by their sense of fashion.
- They use radios and mobile phones to communicate, because internet trolls are more scary than Yo zombie momma.
- They can pick up a pair of binoculars, look around and know what is going on in 1/10th the time other survivors take to check the Wiki, check the suburb Map, check the Scentereal Map, check their forums, check the Wiki, check their alts, check their spies and then realize that you can never tell what's going on beyond the range of a pair of binoculars.
- They actually ignore annoying, inmature and trenchcoaty people.
Short Handbook for Feral Survivors, or How Not to Be Eaten by Your Neighbour
- Carry what you can't loot.
- Abandon what you don't use.
- Listen to the frequency of your district.
- Use binoculars.
- Bring radio transmitters.
- Share what you see.
- Share what you hear.
- Meet around factories.
- Use the X:00 tactic.
- Rush together abandoned buildings.
- Stay in touch (get a mobile phone).
- Don't sleep near the revive point.
- If you are zombified, trash things around the revive point, so others want you alive rather than dead.
List of Illustrious and Gentlemanly Feral Survivors (add your profile)
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- Doc Groucho, former Mad Scientist.