User:Lurchy McGee

Who is He??

Lurchy McGee is a former zombie turned human turned zombie turned human (you get the picture) who has been wandering throughout Malton in search of a human group to join. After a long journey, this vagabond has settled on the Western edge of Malton.

Special notice for all bounty hunters and PKers out there: Although once affiliated with Team Zombie Hardcore (TZH), Lurchy is now a freelancer who assists survivor groups wherever possible. He quit TZH in June 2007 over differing philosophies and direction. He does not condone nor support TZH actions in game.

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What He Believes In/The Lurch Manifesto

Loyalty to allies

Courage in battle

Integrity in actions

Service to others

Hot Chex Mix

Cold Beer

Turkey O'Toole sandwiches (R.I.P. Bennigan's restaurant chain)

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What He Doesn't Believe In

Failure to use turn signals/yield right of way

Poor spelling/grammar on Urban Dead wiki pages

Text rape

Mindless dick-swinging contests that result in PKing wars and griefing

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How to Contact

Lurchy counts among his allies The Abandoned Warriors, Those Dudes, and Manei Domini. Lurchy is always willing to help out. To contact him, e-mail lurchymcgee@yahoo.com