User:Flatliner

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The strains of Credence Clearwater Revival seem to follow this man, wherever he goes...or at least, that's what he imagines.

Flatliner seems to be enjoying this zombie apocalypse far too much to be a remotely normal member of pre-outbreak society. Then again, this comes as no surprise; this Brit was, for want of a better term, an absoloute space-case. Spending 75% of his time intoxicated on various "substances", Flatliner can occasionally be found holding intimate conversations with the nearest wall, or kicking a zombie to death in the street, screaming and raving about how the offending zed had murdered Smokey the Bear. But, for the large part, this man seems to be coherent, if not a little (or a lottle) strange.

21 years of age, the (ex)-Muesli Inspector had jumped at the chance experience an actual zombie apocalypse; the rise of the voracious, rotting hordes, had freed him from his monotonous day-to-day existence. Armed with nothing more than an expensive-looking revolver of some description (which he had looted from a dead trenchcoater), a plentiful supply of ammunition, and a distinct absence of fear, the intrepid Brit embarked upon his pilgrimage into Malton's undeaded infested depths.

Current mission: This may sound either suicidal, optimistic, or both, but I plan on aiding in the reclaimation of South Blythville. OORAH!

Disclaimer: Please, please, don't waste both my time and your own, giving me any kind of lecture about pro/anti PK ethics. Same principle applies to GK/RK. Occasionally, I'll have a fit of vigilante-ism and begin hunting wanted players or groups. This isn't me being self-righteous, or trying to "police" Malton. It's merely for the fun of the challenge it presents. That really is it.

Other things

	Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
	This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.

	Proud To Be Alive
	This user is a survivor and proud of it.