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''" | ''"So I shot this zombie with a flare gun - turns out it wasn't a zombie, but a hobo. Watching this flaming homeless person running about, it...taught me a lesson. We live in trying times. And in these difficult times, it's quite hard to tell the difference between a tramp and a zombie."'' - Flatliner, on collateral damage and the homeless. | ||
Flatliner seemed to be every inch the stereotypical "G-Man" - suited, booted, and armed. Be it night or day, the suit never seemed to remove his standard-issue sunglasses; a trait which could be deemed as quite comic. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it! Figure THAT one out! | Flatliner seemed to be every inch the stereotypical "G-Man" - suited, booted, and armed. Be it night or day, the suit never seemed to remove his standard-issue sunglasses; a trait which could be deemed as quite comic. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it! Figure THAT one out! | ||
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This bad motherfucker's profile...
"So I shot this zombie with a flare gun - turns out it wasn't a zombie, but a hobo. Watching this flaming homeless person running about, it...taught me a lesson. We live in trying times. And in these difficult times, it's quite hard to tell the difference between a tramp and a zombie." - Flatliner, on collateral damage and the homeless.
Flatliner seemed to be every inch the stereotypical "G-Man" - suited, booted, and armed. Be it night or day, the suit never seemed to remove his standard-issue sunglasses; a trait which could be deemed as quite comic. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it! Figure THAT one out!
Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of obscene language, depravity, and WHITE...HOT...LEAD! (That paragraph was meant to be said in that deep voice-over that preceeds a film, by the way.)
Current objective: Reclaiming South Blythville; this entails repairing as many sacked buildings as possible, re-barricading, cracking the Da Vinci code, and healing bleeders.
Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.
Group status: Affiliated with nobody - however, looking to join a group. Hit me up on my talk page, should you be interested.
Other things
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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Proud To Be Alive |
| This user is a survivor and proud of it. |
