User:Bobby the Hatchet

Bobby the Hatchet

Bobby the Hatchet made his first appearance in Ridleybank, trailed by a flock of buzzards and covered in flies. He had the look of a madman and was dragging an axe covered in blackened blood. With a giggle, he began committing random acts of violence under his own twisted code of chivalry until the zombies of the Ridleybank Resistance Front brought him out of darkness and into blight.

Maintaining a firm grasp on his fire axe, he shambled forth as a bahbah with Team America. It was there that he learned the ways of the horde. They nurtured him and his fellow bahbahz, with plenty of yummies in his tummies. It was a good time, but times were hard, and Bobby wandered off.

The madman became disoriented and wandered back to his native Ridleybank. Here he spent his days alone, spreading disease and chopping his axe at the "trees that scream and bleed". He would occasionally roam Nichols Mall, eyeballing the flannel coat-racks and playing in the hardware store. When he giggled, people died, and he always had a broad sense of humor.

The gentleman's face is concealed beneath a plastic monkey mask. His true identity remains unknown, as he only lifts the mask slightly when eating brains or biting his toenails.