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* Use $100 bills to light cigars
* Use $100 bills to light cigars
* Have a cane made entirely out of ivory
* Have a cane made entirely out of ivory
* Break can made entirely out of ivory in half
* Break cane made entirely out of ivory in half
* Don't give a good god damn
* Don't give a good god damn

Latest revision as of 01:57, 15 August 2009

Elitist Tophat Society
Abbreviation: ETS
Group Numbers: Undisclosed
Leadership: The respectable gentlemen of Malton
Goals: Having a smashing good time
Recruitment Policy: Undisclosed
Contact: Undisclosed

"What's all this then? Zombies on my estate, you say? Lower class dirty peasants as well? Higgins, fetch my musket.'"'

By God, Man

Step lively chaps, and for God's sake keep your shoes tidy.

Elitist Tophat Society's Purpose

  • Look smashing
  • Have a smashing good time
  • Swoo any handsome women we have the pleasure of meeting
  • Challenge you to a fencing match
  • Find more ice for my brandy
  • Locate large supplies of mustache wax
  • Use $100 bills to light cigars
  • Have a cane made entirely out of ivory
  • Break cane made entirely out of ivory in half
  • Don't give a good god damn