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Bonertag is an organisation devoted to one thing: | Bonertag is an organisation devoted to one thing: | ||
SHUTTING UP IDIOTS ON THE RADIO. Jesus, people. No-one honestly cares about your stupid radio broadcast, or you singing a song, or praising some Indian God. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. Especially the Trenchcoaters. You are so stupid, in fact, that Bonertag believes none of you should have radio access at all. Therefore, our primary mission is to <b>smash radios.</b> We do it for your own good. | SHUTTING UP IDIOTS ON THE RADIO. Jesus, people. No-one honestly cares about your stupid radio broadcast, or you singing a song, or praising some Indian God. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. Especially the Trenchcoaters. You are so stupid, in fact, that Bonertag believes none of you should have radio access at all. Therefore, our primary mission is to <b>smash radios.</b> <i>We do it for your own good.</i> | ||
Bonertag rules: | Bonertag rules: | ||
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* We never attack someone who has not attacked a member of Bonertag first. When someone does, we kill them three times for every time they have killed one of us. This rule may be waived in the face or particularly persistent radio spammers or unbearable trenchcoating idiots (I'm looking at you, [[User:CoolDude7Up|CoolDude7Up]]. | * We never attack someone who has not attacked a member of Bonertag first. When someone does, we kill them three times for every time they have killed one of us. This rule may be waived in the face or particularly persistent radio spammers or unbearable trenchcoating idiots (I'm looking at you, [[User:CoolDude7Up|CoolDude7Up]]. | ||
* Never smash a generator. WE DO NOT SMASH GENERATORS AND NEVER HAVE, EVEN ONCE. IDIOTS. | * Never smash a generator. WE DO NOT SMASH GENERATORS AND NEVER HAVE, EVEN ONCE. IDIOTS. | ||
* When a siege of the suburb is going on, we | * When a siege of the suburb is going on, we help out. | ||
Current members (and records): | Current members (and records): | ||
Revision as of 13:39, 23 September 2009
A touching story of two men with nowhere left to turn. A story of self discovery and emotion, ending with an old Sergeant laying a hand on his squad member's shoulder.... "Tag! You're it!"
Bonertag is an organisation devoted to one thing:
SHUTTING UP IDIOTS ON THE RADIO. Jesus, people. No-one honestly cares about your stupid radio broadcast, or you singing a song, or praising some Indian God. YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. Especially the Trenchcoaters. You are so stupid, in fact, that Bonertag believes none of you should have radio access at all. Therefore, our primary mission is to smash radios. We do it for your own good.
Bonertag rules:
- We never attack someone who has not attacked a member of Bonertag first. When someone does, we kill them three times for every time they have killed one of us. This rule may be waived in the face or particularly persistent radio spammers or unbearable trenchcoating idiots (I'm looking at you, CoolDude7Up.
- Never smash a generator. WE DO NOT SMASH GENERATORS AND NEVER HAVE, EVEN ONCE. IDIOTS.
- When a siege of the suburb is going on, we help out.
Current members (and records):
- Sergeant Bobbo - 5 radios downed in one day (all four corners of Giddings, Morrish NT building) - set 14th September 2009.
- Slick Phox - 4 radios downed in one day (one corner of Giddings, both Auto Repairs, Morrish NT building) - set 11th September 2009.
Application to join: Brave, radio-smashing warriors are always welcome. Put something on the talk page, or find one of us in game. Our HQ is the Cabbell Lane School in Pitneybank, and where we sleep most nights. Please drop us a line there!
