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<center>[[Image:CI smiley.gif]]'''<big><font color=#FF0000>The Grand Church of Criminally Insane</font></big> [[Image:CI smiley.gif]]<br/>'''</center> | |||
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{{Locationblock| | {{Locationblock| | ||
suburb=Spracklingbank| | suburb=Spracklingbank| | ||
coordinates=86, 38| | coordinates=86, 38| | ||
NW_location=[[Manktelow Square]]|NW_color=Street| | NW_location=[[Manktelow Square|Nowhere]]|NW_color=Street| | ||
N_location=[[Warehouse 86,37| | N_location=[[Warehouse 86,37|House of Boxes]]|N_color=Warehouse| | ||
NE_location=[[Faraker Plaza]]|NE_color=Street| | NE_location=[[Faraker Plaza|Limbo]]|NE_color=Street| | ||
W_location=[[Chippett Grove Police Department]]|W_color=Police Dept| | W_location=[[Chippett Grove Police Department|Guns n Shit]]|W_color=Police Dept| | ||
This_location=Criminally Insane | This_location=Church of Criminally Insane|location_color=Church| | ||
location_type=Church| | location_type=Church| | ||
E_location=[[Cemetery 87,38| | E_location=[[Cemetery 87,38|Mrh? Acres]]|E_color=Cemetery| | ||
SW_location=[[the Dewell Building]]|SW_color=NecroTech| | SW_location=[[the Dewell Building|Needles n Shit]]|SW_color=NecroTech| | ||
S_location=[[Carpark 86,39| | S_location=[[Carpark 86,39|Refuse Pile]]|S_color=Carpark| | ||
SE_location=[[Hopping Boulevard Railway Station]]|SE_color=Railway Station|}} | SE_location=[[Hopping Boulevard Railway Station|Trains n Shit]]|SE_color=Railway Station|}} | ||
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'''<font color=#FF0000>Doctrine'''<br/> | |||
'''I'''<br/> | |||
Criminally Insane is God.<br/> | Criminally Insane is God.<br/> | ||
He’s all | He’s all unknowing, confused<br/> | ||
And rumor has it very well endowed<br/> | |||
II<br/> | '''II'''<br/> | ||
All members of Criminally Insaneology should adhere to | All members of Criminally Insaneology should adhere to an omnivorous diet. Although Criminally Insane is friend with many animals on the farm as well as in the woods, they’re delicious so go right ahead and devour them.<br/> | ||
III<br/> | '''III'''<br/> | ||
Participants in the Grand Church of Criminally Insane | Participants in the Grand Church of Criminally Insane | ||
are allowed to eat any form of plant life they want.<br/> | are allowed to eat any form of plant life they want.<br/> | ||
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So fuck the plants, eat them all!<br/> | So fuck the plants, eat them all!<br/> | ||
IV<br/> | '''IV'''<br/> | ||
You can't pray to Criminally Insane!<br/> | You can't pray to Criminally Insane!<br/> | ||
His head in encased in a cardboard box and you live in (insert misc. location on earth or space). He can’t hear you!<br/> | |||
And even if he could he doesn’t like selfish whiners, so there’s little chance he would grant your prayer…<br/> | And even if he could he doesn’t like selfish whiners, so there’s little chance he would grant your prayer…<br/> | ||
V<br/> | '''V'''<br/> | ||
There are | There are rumors, however, that Criminally Insane can be bribed with items starting with the letter G and ends with the letter Y… So if you find such an item then go ahead and try praying to him.<br/> | ||
VI<br/> | '''VI'''<br/> | ||
Criminally Insane isn’t watching what you do all the time with some magical power…<br/> | Criminally Insane isn’t watching what you do all the time with some magical power…<br/> | ||
So there is no need to worry about him spying on you in the shower…<br/> | So there is no need to worry about him spying on you in the shower…<br/> | ||
…But if he’s spying on you in the shower you are a very lucky person and should be eternally grateful Criminally Insane showed any interest in you…<br/> | …But if he’s spying on you in the shower you are a very lucky person and should be eternally grateful Criminally Insane showed any interest in you…<br/> | ||
VII<br/> | '''VII'''<br/> | ||
The only way to be at peace with the world and Criminally Insane is by listening to his fabulously deranged rantings…<br/> | The only way to be at peace with the world and Criminally Insane is by listening to his fabulously deranged rantings…<br/> | ||
VIII<br/> | '''VIII'''<br/> | ||
Criminally Insane has certain Prophets with whom he communicates directly. These people should be looked up to and followed because of the good example they set.<br/> | Criminally Insane has certain Prophets with whom he communicates directly. These people should be looked up to and followed because of the good example they set.<br/> | ||
Latest revision as of 11:20, 16 November 2009
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