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Are you interested in clearing out the zombie menace in Judgewood? Are you tired of being constantly molestered by the dead? Would you like to feel safe sleeping on the streets a night? Contact any active JVC member more details or email JudgewoodVectorControl@gmail.com. | Are you interested in clearing out the zombie menace in Judgewood? Are you tired of being constantly molestered by the dead? Would you like to feel safe sleeping on the streets a night? Contact any active JVC member more details or email JudgewoodVectorControl@gmail.com. | ||
== | == Beautify Judgewood Campaign <s>Where Is Totem?</s> == | ||
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You there!!! Survivor!!! Do your part in beautifying our fair burb. The Beautify Judgewood Campaign awaits you!!! Barricade, power up random (non resource) buildings, and tag JVC everywhere! Don't ask why!?! Ask "Why not"? Want to know more? Contact the one armed Indian Totem Freely. | |||
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The Beautify Judgewood Campaign has been temporarily suspended due to the mysterious disappearance of Totem Freely. Some speculate that the one armed Indian is walking dead somewhere near Caiger Mall. Others claimed to have seen a wild one arm man running naked through the streets of Darvall Heights howling at the moon. The question on everyone's mind is, Where is Totem? | <s>The Beautify Judgewood Campaign has been temporarily suspended due to the mysterious disappearance of Totem Freely. Some speculate that the one armed Indian is walking dead somewhere near Caiger Mall. Others claimed to have seen a wild one arm man running naked through the streets of Darvall Heights howling at the moon. The question on everyone's mind is, Where is Totem? | ||
'''UPDATE:11/24/2009''' | '''UPDATE:11/24/2009''' | ||
Survivors report seeing a sad one armed zombie holding a beer can near Peet. Could this be the elusive Totem? | Survivors report seeing a sad one armed zombie holding a beer can near Peet. Could this be the elusive Totem?</s> | ||
'''Totem has been found!''' | '''Totem has been found!''' | ||
Revision as of 00:07, 30 November 2009
| Judgewood Vector Control | |
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| Abbreviation: | JVC |
| Group Numbers: | 7 |
| Leadership: | Artemis Hornsby |
| Goals: | The development and protection of Judgewood |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open to all |
| Contact: | JudgewoodVectorControl@gmail.com |
Breaking News
Extinction has shown their stanky presence in Judgewood. Here is your CALL TO ARMS! Do your part to reclaim the land that is rightfully yours. Survivors, Get your bullets and needles, and together lets deeply penetrate those who would penetrate us.
11/19/2009 JVC member pricks 3 Extinction punks inside Peet, reviving 1 in mid-attack. A witness over heard Extinction members crying about their failed attempts. JVC spokesperson Totem Freely speaks out on the survivor groups small victory. "They keep trying to get in, but we just slap them around a little and send them on their way. This is one of many recent pathetic attempts on their part... A sad demonstration indeed", says the one armed Indian.
11/20/2009 JVC members reclaim Perceval from the puny grasp of Extinction. Armed to the teeth with needles, these brave souls poked and prodded their way through the dead masses. These poor saps could do nothing but whimper like little girls as JVC struck terror into Extinction's soul.
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Are you interested in clearing out the zombie menace in Judgewood? Are you tired of being constantly molestered by the dead? Would you like to feel safe sleeping on the streets a night? Contact any active JVC member more details or email JudgewoodVectorControl@gmail.com.
Beautify Judgewood Campaign Where Is Totem?
You there!!! Survivor!!! Do your part in beautifying our fair burb. The Beautify Judgewood Campaign awaits you!!! Barricade, power up random (non resource) buildings, and tag JVC everywhere! Don't ask why!?! Ask "Why not"? Want to know more? Contact the one armed Indian Totem Freely.
The Beautify Judgewood Campaign has been temporarily suspended due to the mysterious disappearance of Totem Freely. Some speculate that the one armed Indian is walking dead somewhere near Caiger Mall. Others claimed to have seen a wild one arm man running naked through the streets of Darvall Heights howling at the moon. The question on everyone's mind is, Where is Totem?
UPDATE:11/24/2009
Survivors report seeing a sad one armed zombie holding a beer can near Peet. Could this be the elusive Totem?
Totem has been found!
