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group_goals=Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.|
group_goals=Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.|
group_recruit=You need a clown mask, a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a ''K'' agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be knifed to death where possible (maximise the insult, and the pain). Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: we operate a strict blacklist and grey area policy. Blacklisting is obviously for people you have killed. Greylisting is for people you want to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented you from finishing the work. That's it. There's no punchline. |
group_recruit=You need a clown mask, a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a ''K'' agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be knifed to death where possible (maximise the insult, and the pain). Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: we operate a strict blacklist and grey area policy. Blacklisting is obviously for people you have killed. Greylisting is for people you want to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented you from finishing the work. That's it. There's no punchline. |
group_contact=I'm not opening an IRC, or some pointless forum. Get a clown mask, etc as above, and text me.}}
group_contact=I'm not opening an IRC, or some gay-assed forum. Get a clown mask, etc as above, and text me.}}





Revision as of 03:35, 18 December 2009


K is for Komedy[[1]]
It's pantomime season, which means all bets are off.
Chaos in the south-west beckons.
--Ma'nbagz 03:01, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

K is for Komedy
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Abbreviation: K
Group Numbers: 1
Leadership: Manbagz
Goals: Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.
Recruitment Policy: You need a clown mask, a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a K agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be knifed to death where possible (maximise the insult, and the pain). Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: we operate a strict blacklist and grey area policy. Blacklisting is obviously for people you have killed. Greylisting is for people you want to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented you from finishing the work. That's it. There's no punchline.
Contact: I'm not opening an IRC, or some gay-assed forum. Get a clown mask, etc as above, and text me.


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