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==December 20th - Hey, we still have some ears! == | |||
You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) | |||
Mike Delgado said "47/92 police dept is our meeting point ALL go there the mall is lost" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) | |||
==December 19th - That must hurt == | ==December 19th - That must hurt == | ||
Revision as of 14:17, 20 December 2009
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Description: He carries a toolbox instead of a doctor's bag.
Specialty: Mad Doctor
Level: Ninja lvl 174 high brow
Current Group: Feral Survivors
Alts: a dead chicken, a decorative armor
Philosophy: Occam's double-combo punch.
Supporter of: Tabasco sauced maccaroni with cheese.
Preferred method for killing zombies: Repeatedly hit them with a spoon.
Good deeds done: I revived zombie Jesus. He got drunk and APed out trying to remember where was his safehouse. What a newbie.
Favourite tactic: Strategic placement of my boot in order to give some tactical ass kicks.
Lets reclaim this suburb! This is Sparta! *thud*: Have you seen 'Mars Attacks'?
I tried finding you, but you don't seem to be anywhere!: If you could find me, I would be in a dumb place.
My, aren't you ashamed of anything, Doc?: Well, I brought you a cake. But I ate it.
Recent News
December 20th - Hey, we still have some ears!
You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building. (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) Mike Delgado said "47/92 police dept is our meeting point ALL go there the mall is lost" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
December 19th - That must hurt
Octochicken killed a butt. (16 minutes ago)
December 18th - and again and again and again
tktwo jabbed you in the neck with a syringe, to no effect. (8 minutes ago) (Now 1 west, 1 north.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (7 minutes ago) ...and again. (7 minutes ago) ...and again. (7 minutes ago)
December 17th - Trampling dinosaur zombie
A zombie killed four zombies in one. (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
November 15th - Weee
Eleven months living around Ridleybank. Died once.
July 19th - 7 months
Seven months living around Ridleybank. Died once.
May 9th - Welcome to Malton Antiques
Go to the Edgar Museum at West Boundwood, get a nice cubist sculpture and give a tip to the standing armor!
Also:
"May 5: Looking for any survivers in these area's willing to join me in a battle for taking those red's back. I have played before, at level 52. I have restarted due to lack of revive points at the area I was at. I am with the =LOST= Boys. Any comments? Add on my discussion page. --xxxxx xxxxxx 15:18, 3 May 2009 (BST)"
So, so wrong...
April 7th - Breaking News
26.17 MHz: "Attention Citizens Zombies Have Been Seen Throughout the City"
March 26th - Boring life
No noteworthy news since I moved into Ridleybank...
January 26th - No, wait... *crash*
You find a Ming vase, and discard it as useless.
January 17th - Do'h!
A dead chicken:
You bite Mitt Romney's Balls for 4 damage. They drop to 51 HP. They become infected.
December 21th - Santa Truth
26.19 MHz: "attention I repeat attention santa santa claus doesn't exist" (6 hours and 19 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "he's just your parents" (6 hours and 19 minutes ago)
26.19 MHz: "NNNNOOOOOOOO! HE IS REAL! *Smashes Computer*" (51 minutes ago)
December 15th - The burden of time
You are Jack Headchopper. Inventory (click to use): You are 294% encumbered.
December 13th - Doc G is Watchin'
With his elite-Jedi-commando binoculars.
December 11th - A (fuel) can of whoop ass
You have 2 Action Points remaining.
You smash the can over GutsNGlory's head for 1 damage, splashing them with fuel. The can feels light and empty, now, and you discard it. They drop to 37 HP.
You have 1 Action Points remaining.
You fire a flare at GutsNGlory, igniting their clothes for 30 damage. Their rotten flesh absorbs 6 points of that damage. They drop to 13 HP.
You have run out of Action Points.
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Doc's Glossary
'Blind Spot': An area that moving hordes rarely attack. I. e. Ridleybank's borders.
'Mulching': Installing hardware and decorations everywhere to slow down tasteless zombies.
'Sponge Zed': A zombie that wakes up and stands on the street to soak survivor resources and energies.
'Barhah Witness': A zombie that hits as many barricades as possible to make survivors feel unsafe.
'Cooking': Dropping barricades to VSB+0 and resting before the main attack.
'Corn Cob': When zombies eat everything around a strong building.
'Lawn Mowing': Repairing without barricading to stop decay.
'Clean Hands': When a survivor avoids interacting with zombies or zombie bodies (i.e. to avoid being noticed or tracked).
'French Castle': An isolated building where zombies sleep.
'Nuts': Unremarkable buildings occupied by lots of survivors.
'Harvesting': Ignoring skill-less survivors.
Where to sleep
Pimbank
Ridleybank
Crooketon
Surmon Auto Repair, the Lawler Museum, the Shenton Museum, the Pasker Building, Junkyard 2,64, Junkyard 0,63
Ruddlebank
Whittenside
Cowdry Cinema (when it's ruined)
North Blythville
Communication with Flares
Fire two flares from contiguous blocks. There are eight combinations of order and orientation that can be codified into messages.
If you don't have a flare code yet, they all mean: "Help me Doc Groucho! I'm a big boobied sexy girl that felt unpolitely attracted to you after reading your UD wiki profile!"
