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|group_name= The Traveling Salesmen | |||
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|group_abbrev= TS | |||
|group_membership= 1 | |||
|group_leaders= blackosprey | |||
|group_goals= The betterment of humanity | |||
|group_recruit= Open | |||
|group_contact= [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:The_Traveling_Salesmen TS Talk Page] | |||
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We are the Traveling Salesmen. We sell anything and everything that Malton has to offer, whether it be bullets out of a gun or a well placed bandage. Our prices are fair, better than fair, because all we ask is a cry of need and a word of thanks. Our school of thought revolves around the betterment of human and zombie kind alike, but we truly believe that a happy zombie is a dead zombie. Groan away, and we will meet your cry for help with a leaden greeting. | We are the Traveling Salesmen. We sell anything and everything that Malton has to offer, whether it be bullets out of a gun or a well placed bandage. Our prices are fair, better than fair, because all we ask is a cry of need and a word of thanks. Our school of thought revolves around the betterment of human and zombie kind alike, but we truly believe that a happy zombie is a dead zombie. Groan away, and we will meet your cry for help with a leaden greeting. | ||
Revision as of 22:12, 17 January 2010
| The Traveling Salesmen | |
| Abbreviation: | TS |
| Group Numbers: | 1 |
| Leadership: | blackosprey |
| Goals: | The betterment of humanity |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open |
| Contact: | TS Talk Page |
We are the Traveling Salesmen. We sell anything and everything that Malton has to offer, whether it be bullets out of a gun or a well placed bandage. Our prices are fair, better than fair, because all we ask is a cry of need and a word of thanks. Our school of thought revolves around the betterment of human and zombie kind alike, but we truly believe that a happy zombie is a dead zombie. Groan away, and we will meet your cry for help with a leaden greeting.
We have one rule and no laws, only guidelines. Remember that we seek to better humanity, and that it is not our job to judge who lives and who dies. Any may proudly wear the badge, for there is no structure or leadership among equals. blackosprey may have founded the Salesmen, but he cares not if he is but the first or the only Traveling Salesmen Malton ever sees.
