User:Tyx94

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Hey everybody, it's me, that random guy you've probably never heard of, tyx94. Been playing the game alone for a while, but I figured it's about time I get down to some real hardcore drinking. And who better to do it with than the The Burchell Arms Regulars? So now I've joined up with this bunch of drunks, and I plan on stumbling drunkenly around Rolt Heights, killing zombies, getting revives, getting slaughtered by zeds, and drinking some beer. Not necesarily in that order. Am I an expert on Malton survival? Do I hold the key to defeating the plaque that continues to run rampant? Hell no, but maybe you'll get a kick out of reading this anyway. I plan to keep a small journal of my observations and the exploits of the BAR as we attempt to survive in this hellhole. Follow if you'd like. (I wouldn't, this tyx guy sounds like a real douche.)

--Tyx94 23:39, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

The War Journal of Some Drunk Guy

March

Saturday- Today, we learned those zeds in Dulston mean buisiness. They've pretty much taken out Treweeke mall. Some of the TDT was at the scene, but there was little we could but heal the survivors and recade. Looks like we've got a vicious cockfight on our hands now...

Wednesday- Sooooo, seems like my Streltsy buddies are gone. Too bad. Couple of stragglers are hanging around, but they're not really much fun. Or good at what they do. Never fear, however! A group of zeds decided to challenge the BAR and attack our little part of Malton. At first, it was fun. A good challenge keeps you at your best, you know. But then... they touched my spatula. NOW it's personal.

Members of the BAR have spotted The Dead tags on a few zeds. As stated by noted Necrotech scientist, Caleb Usher, we believe this is not the original The Dead, but rather, their wannabe fans, these guys. Maybe they'll put up a good fight. Who knows?

Friday- Haven't been here for a while. Oh man, you guys have gotta hear about the Streltsy! They've been... underwhelming. One kill today, first in quite a while. Some Streltsies were seen in Havercroft recently... Does this mean they don't want our beer anymore?

Saturday- Man, I haven't even seen any Streltsies stopping by the Burch for the last couple of days. I'm starting to get lonely without them. I wonder why they don't visit me anymore... Maybe it's my lack of showering for the last... year? Or maybe they just got smart, and realized that 5 uncoordinated people will never beat 20 well-coordinated people. Either way, I'll miss 'em. I'll see you again someday, guys! Promise!

Wednesday- The Streltsy continues to mount small, one-man attacks on the BAR, killing about one person per attack. Doesn't seem like they're doing too well, huh? Yeah, that's what I thought too. At any rate, I fully expect them to get bored in a week and crawl back into whatever maggot-infested slimehole they climbed out of in the first place.

Monday- I grow the cajones to start my own user page. YAY CAJONES! In the meantime, the BAR looks like the place I want to be. Bunch of fun guys, very welcoming of newcomers, and they've all got a spare beer that they're willing to share. (Sharing makes the world go round, you know.) I'd definitely recommend these guys to anyone looking for a fun group to join up with. The BAR has recently declared war on the Streltsy. They're a small group of d-bags. Ehh, not really a big threat, but annoying enough to snuff out. At least they aren't constantly spamming the boards...

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