Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile/The Book Of Teeth

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"Our Crocodile, who art in the PD, Holy be Thy sharp teeth. This armageddon come, we art skrewed, Inside buildings as we are outside. Give us this day more ammo, and forgive us our PKing, As we forgive those that PKed against us. And lead us not into zombie hordes, And deliver us from Malton. Amen."

A man said then the light went off and he said.

"When there is no light, He Shall be the Light. When hope fades, He will become hope. And if we are to be judged by our last stand, then let him stand beside us. He is the Crocodile."

The man grabbed a flash light and looked at the wall

someone had tagged "He came to me in a dream, in which He was hanging not in this place, but instead in the St Aidan's Hospital. 'KEEP THEM VERY STRONGLY, FOR THE PEOPLE KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO,' He told me, and I looked and saw His toothy mouth smiling above the barricades. I heard moaning as zeds approached those who were locked outside, left to suffer the consequences. 'TELL THE OTHERS,' He charged me. And with a wink, a toothy grin, and a puff of smoke, he was gone and I awoke."

He found the building had running water

"And through the waters of life do we all swim, guided by His Scaled Magnificence, and He shall hold us, and He shall help us, and we need not fear the depths.

A zombie charged into the room and the man yelled

"By His toothy visage, I shall smite ye!"

The man found a revive needle and revived the zombie

"When we in darkness walk Nor feel the heavenly flame Then is the time to trust our Croc And rest upon His name!! Amen." They prayed

The END

then off they went to sleep "Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Croc my life to keep If I should die before I wake I pray the Croc my revive make Amen"