Urban Anonymous

Urban Anonymous
Abbreviation:	UA
Group Numbers:	8
Leadership:	Barurot, Chau Fan
Goals:	To make a place where humans and zombie can walk hand in hand in a platonic kind of way.
Recruitment Policy:	You must have been a recipient of Frankenschlonger's organs.
Contact:	None yet.

Introduction

Cubicle jockeys. Starving artists. Hipsters. Ne'er-do-wells and Overachievers. The living and the not-so. Urban Anonymous is a ragtag mash of all these; a group of humans and zombies who have somehow learned to co-exist.

It is a mystifying experience, especially for those who are part of Urban Anonymous. How does a zombie fight the urge to munch on human brain matter? How does a human fight the urge to shoot a zombie in the head? Well we really don't know why, we just do, it's just one of the mysteries of the universe that may or may not be solved if you dance The Hokey Pokey naked.

History

The humble beginnings of Urban Anonymous started with just one man, he called himself Victor Frankenschlonger. Frankenschlonger was a leading geneticist in Malton specializing in cloning, more specifically cloning himself. When he died, it was found out that he was an organ donor, thus his organs was harvested and given to the population of Malton, unfortunately for his clones, a loophole in the system got their organs harvested too.

After some time, those who received the organs of Frankenschlonger somehow felt drawn to each other, whether they be living or undead. Thus began the little group of Urban Anonymous led by Barurot the first one to realize the link between each of them.

Goal

"To make a place where humans and zombies can walk hand in hand in a platonic kind of way."

Objectives

Human Objectives

1.) To dance around town buck-naked like a headless chicken with a piece of rib-eye tied around the neck.

2.) To take pictures of every street corner in Malton while posing with a zombie.

Zombie Objectives

1.) To shout out "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?" and be understood by a human.

2.) To play a game of Twister without any limbs snapping off.

Base of Operation

None yet but tentatively, Urban Anonymous plans to settle in the little suburb of Santlerville.

Allies or Friends

None yet.

~Under construction, more to come.